The Alien Screw/Transcript

(Starts the intro)

KIRBY, KIRBY BLUE, KIRBY YELLOW AND KEN: School school, it's school time (Singing)

KIRBY: Yawns

KIRBY BLUE: What's up Kirby?

KIRBY YELLOW: You look so tired

KIRBY: It is that I have had very strange dreams, that lately have prevented me from sleeping

KIRBY BLUE: Like what kind of dreams?

KEN: Let's see, tell us what you dreamed yesterday to better understand the situation

KIRBY: Well, last night I dreamed that I was in my bed in the middle of the dark, then there was a knock on the door, it opened slowly, then I saw some very strange shadows, I just stared, then they dragged me through a field, until they took me to a class spaceship, and then they pierced my head with a machine, and between the pain and confusion, I just woke up, sweating like crazy.

KIRBY BLUE: Wow that wasn't a dream

KIRBY: What the hell?

KIRBY BLUE: Yes, they exist, they are aliens, they kidnap people and do weird experiments on them

KIRBY YELLOW: I thought it was only in the movies

KIRBY: A,A... Haha very funny guys, good attempt to scare me, now that I've told you everything, you want to scare me that they're real and all that stupid stuff. They will stay with the desire

KIRBY BLUE: Yes of course, as you want

(The boys get on the bus to go to school)

KEN: Hey, you heard there's fried chicken for lunch today.

KIRBY: No...

KIRBY BLUE: And how do you know that?

KEN: Because yesterday the cook told me

KIRBY: I bet you 20 dollars the cook didn't tell you.

KEN: Ok, deal done

(The following scene show us the boys' classroom)

(The teacher walks through the door)

TEACHER: Very well children, I hope you have brought your history homework, because otherwise, you will not want to have donkey ears

KIRBY: Oh damn it

KIRBY BLUE: And now what happens?

KIRBY: It's that I forgot my homework, I was cleaning the neighbor's house

KIRBY BLUE: Oooh, well I'm so sorry, but you should have spent your time better

KIRBY: You say that he did bring homework, because they won't tell you "Hey Kirby, why the hell didn't you bring homework, eh???"

KIRBY BLUE: hmmm, dude, enough

KIRBY: "You're a stupid lazy guy who only spends his time playing Super Nintendo, and you don't worry about your future, I hope you'll become lazy for not doing the damn homework, and that way you'll learn not to be a stupid lazy guy who doesn't do anything more than watching TV BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S A STUPID ORPHAN! ''

KIRBY BLUE (Speaking at the same time Kirby says in the above text): Dude cut it out...Kirby this is serious...Kirby...Kirby....GODDAMN IT KIRBY

TEACHER: Let's see Kirby, do you have a problem?

KIRBY: I want to go drink water

TEACHER: Oh, well go

(Kirby gets up from his seat and walks out of class)

(The boys in the room are shown very confused)

TEACHER: Yes, I was like that too, but it's Kirby, we can't do anything

(We are shown the school canteen as the kids line up to get their lunch)