Arlene/Trailer transcripts

Arlene Teaser #1
(MPAA green screen)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Rugrats intro plays like normal)

(The dust from the vacuum flies across the area and catches Arlene’s eyes)

(Arlene stumbles back and knocks down some of the set)

Director: CUT!

Angelica: Oh, for feets sake.

Arlene: Sorry, the dust got in my eye

Phil: This is like the fifth time today

Director: Alright, everyone get back to your positions.

(Arlene walks back to her position)

Director: Uh, no. Arlene. Why don’t you stand right there?

(Director points far away from the set)

Arlene: (Sigh)…okay.

(Can’t Hold Us plays in the background)

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Arlene Teaser #2
(MPAA green screen)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Rocko’s Modern Life intro plays like normal)

(The bulldog comes to early and attacks Rocko)

Director: Cut. Cut. CUT!!!

(Staff members muzzles the bulldog and takes it away)

(Everyone turns towards Arlene)

Arlene: Sorry. I just washed my hands.

Director: Who even put her in charge of the bulldog?

Heffer: Um. You did.

(Can’t Hold Us plays in the background)

Winona Ryder is

Arlene

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Arlene Teaser #3
(MPAA green screen)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Aaahh!!! Real Monsters intro plays like normal)

Gromble: The Gromble Eats Produce! Wait…what?

Director: Cut. Gromble, what the heck was that? You were suppose to read the autocue.

Gromble: I did read the autocue.

(Arlene holds in her laughter)

Arlene: GOT YA!(Laugh)

Everyone: ARLENE!

Arlene: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

Ickis: Remind me to show her to the Snorch.

(Snorch growls in anger)

(Can’t Hold Us plays in the background)

Winona Ryder is

Arlene

Coming to theaters

Summer 1999

Arlene Teaser #4
(MPAA green screen)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Hey Arnold intro plays like normal)

(Lamp falls down and explodes, starting a small fire to the set)

Director: Cut!

(Staff members extinguisher the fire)

Director: ARLENE! HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS SETTING THE LIGHTING?!

Arlene: He shoved me(Pointing at Stoop Kid)

(Stoop Kid slowly moves away and runs out the door)

Director: (Grown)That’s it, I’m done. We’ll finish this tomorrow. I’m out

(Can’t Hold Us plays in the background)

Winona Ryder is

Arlene

Coming to theaters

Summer 1999