Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Ed-Touchables (2024 film)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Ed-Touchables (2024).

Part 1: Opening/Meet the Eds
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(The scene fades to a long-shot view of the cul-de-sac. It looks peaceful and quiet. The film's title fades in.)

ED, EDD N EDDY: THE ED-TOUCHABLES

(The film's title disappears after three seconds. The camera pans to two toddlers setting up a "Bottomwess Ed" scam. Those two boys are Ed and Eddy.)

Young Eddy: Okay. The Bottomless Ed scam is completed!

Young Ed: I hope we'll do great, Eddy!

(The scene cuts to a blue house. The door opens, revealing a young Edd.)

Young Eddy: Who cares? We're getting cash, buddy boy! (notices the open door) Look sharp!

Young Edd: Salutations, gentlemen! (holds out his hand to shake) My family and I have just moved in, thank you.

Young Eddy: Hey, Ed! Get a load of the new kid on the block.

Young Ed: Where? (looks around until Eddy points at Edd) Oh! Welcome, friend!

(Ed holds out his hand to shake. Flies are swarming around it.)

Young Ed: My name's Ed.

(Eddy holds out his hand as well. His has a joy buzzer on it.)

Young Eddy: And I'm Eddy.

Young Edd: (sticking a glove on Ed's hand and only shaking Eddy's fingers) Pleased to meet you! My name is Ed also, but with 2 Ds.

Young Eddy: Gee, ain't that a coinkydink. We all have the same name!

(Ed and Eddy start laughing.)

Young Edd: Humorous indeed.

Young Eddy: Yeah, yeah, whatever. (going into his spiel) Be amazed, kid! Watch bottomless Ed eat this humongous TV set!

(While showing it off, Eddy's shirt gets caught on Ed's fork. Eddy doesn't notice.)

Young Eddy: For you, only a quarter.

Young Edd: I'll give you two, for it would be impossible for the human esophagus to manage such a feat.

(Edd drops fifty cents in the jar.)

Young Ed: In your hat, bucko!

(Ed plunges his fork into the TV set. Eddy moves with the fork.)

Young Ed: Yum!

Young Eddy: (dimly understanding what's about to happen) What the– Ed!

(Ed plunges the TV set and Eddy into his mouth and swallows them.)

Young Edd: Good lord! I'm going to be ill!

(Edd runs back to his house and gets something to get Eddy out of Ed's mouth.)

Young Eddy: (scared witless) Let me out!

Young Edd: (puts on nitrile medical gloves) Don't worry. Open it! Open it!

(Ed opens his mouth, and Eddy is seen covered in drools.)

Young Eddy: So much for my 50 cents.

(Edd puts 50 cents in the jar as Ed and Eddy are shocked. Edd smiles.)

Young Edd: Consider it as a gift.

Young Eddy: Hey. Do you want to join us? We can be a great team.

Young Edd: Really?

Young Eddy: Yeah. We make scams to make money for jawbreakers.

Young Edd: Jawbreakers?!

Young Ed: Yeah. Jawbreakers are the treat that every kid in the Cul-de-Sac likes and strives to get. We make multiple attempts to obtain them by earning money from our various scams, only to fail most of the time. Apparently, there are hundreds of flavors of Jawbreakers from around the world.

Young Eddy: Japanese-flavored jawbreakers are my favorite.

Young Edd: Really? I love that flavor.

Young Eddy: Us too. So, would you like to join?

Young Edd: Certainly. I accept. It is such an honor to meet you, Ed and Eddy.

Young Eddy: You too, Edd.

Young Ed: Huh?

Young Eddy: Um, is it okay if we can call you, Double D?

Young Edd: My full name is Eddward Marion Penksy, but that's okay.

(And so, Ed and Eddy become best friends with Edd. It shows the origin of the Eds' friendship. The Eds form a strong friendship throughout the years. The scene cuts to a montage of the Eds doing stuff together. They make scams for jawbreakers. Sometimes, they succeed, and sometimes, they fail. They work together and have fun for the past eleven years. The scene fades to the starry night sky eleven years later.)

ELEVEN YEARS LATER

(One peaceful night, an airship travels through the clouds. Onboard is a girl named Marissa, who is the owner of the blue levitation stone. Also onboard is a man named Wilson, the government agent who abducted her. Suddenly, without warning, the police invade and attack the airship. They want to arrest Wilson for kidnapping. During the ensuing chaos, Marissa manages to knock Wilson unconscious. The police break into Marissa's room, and she tries to hide by clinging to the outside of the ship. However, she loses her grip and falls into the night sky. The scene cuts to black.)

(The scene fades to a blue house the next day. The scene cuts to Edd, now 14 years old, inside his room. He uses a labeler to label the stuff in his room, such as a desk lamp labeled "Desk Lamp", a bookshelf full of books labeled "Books", a desk labeled "Desk", a laptop labeled "Computer", and an alarm clock labeled "Alarm Clock". Around the room can be seen other evidence of his labeling, such as a bed labeled "Sack" and a label reading "Door Knob" next to the doorknob.)

Edd: Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and– (does some calculations on an abacus) –thirty-seven.

(Edd places a label reading "Ants 4,837" on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings. He walks down to get the door. Upon opening it, he finds nobody there. He walks halfway up the steps when the doorbell rings again. He goes down to get the door and once again finds nobody there. He tests the doorbell, and then goes upstairs. Once again, he gets halfway up before the doorbell rings again. He rushes down to get it.)

Edd: (annoyed) Now please–!

(But then, a bucket of water falls on Edd's head. Edd once again starts up the steps only to have the bell ring when he's halfway up. He goes down to get the door, and looks up carefully to make sure there are no unpleasant surprises. Just as he's about to stop looking up, a fish hits him in the face. Edd stands there stunned for a few seconds and then heads up the stairs, an odor and flies now surrounding him. Once again, the doorbell rings when he's halfway up. He rushes down to get it. This time, when he answers the door, he finds Eddy, who is now 14 years old.)

Eddy: Hey, Double D, what took you so long?

Edd: Oh. Hello, Eddy. So, what're you doing? (remembering the pranks) Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?

Eddy: Who, me? Nah.

(Edd and Eddy walk upstairs to the second floor hallway. Edd opens the door to his room. Eddy tries to enter, but Edd stops him.)

Edd: Wait, Eddy. You know the rules. (holds up a pair of bunny slippers)

Eddy: Aw, come on, Edd. Not again.

(Edd wiggles the slippers, convincing Eddy to wear them.)

Eddy: All right. Sheesh, stupid slippers.

(Eddy takes off his shoes and puts on the slippers.)

Edd: And I'll dispose of these.

(Edd puts the shoes in a box labeled "Shoes".)

Eddy: Okay. The slippers are on nowwWWHOAAA!

(Edd has taken a vacuum cleaner hose and is busily cleaning Eddy's nose with it.)

Edd: We'll have you clean in no time, Eddy!

(Eddy's head gets sucked in but is shaken out. Edd is finished with his nose.)

Edd: Almost done. (vacuums the back of Eddy's shirt)

Eddy: Gee, thanks Edd.

Edd: After you, Eddy.

Eddy: Yeah. After me.

(Entering the room, Eddy spots Edd's bed. He goes over and jumps on it.)

Edd: EDDY! (remaking the bed) Messy messy messy messy messy. Please don't do that, Eddy.

(Eddy begins switching labels, switching the "Slipper" label, which he places on the bed, with the "Bed" label.)

Edd: Eddy! Please return those labels to their rightful designations.

Eddy: Alright, alright, don't have a bird.

(Eddy takes the slipper label off the bed and replaces it with one that says "Toilet".)

Eddy: Are ya done yet? Let's go get Ed!

Edd: Please be patient. I have just one more–

(Edd puts down a "Magnifying Glass" label and realizes it's missing.)

Edd: –HHAH! It's gone. (freaking out) Eddddyyyy. Someone took my magnifying glass. I feel so violated.

Eddy: Maybe you misplaced it.

Edd: (shoving Eddy away) Never! What has become of this world? Is nothing sacred? (sweeping the contents of his desk into the trash can) Everything is soiled! Who would do such a thing? Who would violate the sanctity of somebody's room? With their filthy hands! (clutching at Eddy) Oh. Oh Eddy. I feel sick. I feel nauseous. I CAN'T BREATHE!

(Eddy goes over, picks up Edd's mattress, and slams it down on him.)

Edd: Thank you. I needed that.

Eddy: Anytime, pal! (becomes concerned) You know, you can't have somebody touching your stuff. It just isn't right. (no longer becomes concerned) Okay. Race you to Ed's place.

(Edd and Eddy rush over to Ed's. When they get there, Ed, now 14 years old, is seen watching a horror movie on TV. They tiptoe to the window.)

Eddy: (whispering) There he is.

(Eddy and Edd sneak in through the window. When Edd tries to enter, the window slams on his fingers, and he makes noises of pain.)

Eddy: (whispering) Shh. Quit fooling around.

(Eddy continues to sneak up on Ed. Just as he's about to pounce, Ed grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogie.)

Ed: Hey, Eddy! What's up?

Edd: (leaping on them) Dogpile!

(Ed, Edd, and Eddy tussle. Ed ends up victorious, with the two of them in a headlock.)

Ed: Hi, Edd... uh... I mean Double D. You guys make me laugh.

(A thunderous crashing is heard. All around Ed's room, things shake and fall off the walls. Sarah, Ed's younger sister, kicks the door open and storms up to Ed.)

Sarah: (yells in rage) WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

Ed: What? Who?

Sarah: (worried) My dolly. Polly Poo Poo, that's who.

(Sarah leaps around the room, destroying stuff.)

Sarah: I–I need my dolly.

Ed: But Sarah, I didn't touch her.

Sarah: (leaping on Ed and fighting with him) Liar! Don't you lie to me, you dolly stealer!

Eddy: (strangled) You gotta love these family moments.

Sarah: If you don't tell me where she is, I'm gonna get really angry.

(Ed trips, and the four of them land hard on the ground, Eddy still in a headlock.)

Eddy: Uh, Ed?

Ed: Yeah, Eddy?

Eddy: As much as I really love the smell of your stinky pits... CAN YOU LET GO OF MY HEAD NOW?

Edd: (to Sarah) You know, someone has touched my stuff also.

Sarah: Really.

Eddy: (now out of his headlock) Don't you see what's going on here? It's epidemical! Double D's magnifying glass, Sarah's doll? Someone, or something, is touching everybody's stuff. We got to spread the word! We have to warn everyone that there's a-a serial toucher on the loose!

Ed: How are we going to do that, Eddy?

Eddy: (getting a scam idea) Hey! I know just what to do! (laughs)

Part 2: Finding the Serial Toucher
(The scene fades to Ed, Edd, and Eddy at the cul-de-sac.)

Eddy: (using a traffic cone as a megaphone) Attention please! Hey! Beware of the toucher! Serial toucher on the loose! Hide your stuff, hide your valuables. Serial toucher on the loose!

Sarah: That dirty toucher took my Dolly Poo Poo!

Jimmy: It's true. Won't somebody help us?

(The other kids make assenting noises.)

Eddy: Quiet, quiet! Everyone just relax. We've got it all under control.

Kevin: Yeah? What can you dorks do about it?

Eddy: (shoving the megaphone in Kevin's face) Well, we dorks are gonna solve this mystery!

Kevin: Ha! I'd pay money to see that.

Sarah: Me too.

(The rest of the kids make noises of agreement. The scene fades to Ed, Edd, and Eddy in a lane. Eddy is pacing in front of the other two Eds.)

Edd: What do you propose we do now?

Eddy: Okay, boys!

(Eddy starts drawing diagrams in the dirt with his shoe.)

Eddy: Here's the lane, okay. We'll start here, then we'll cross the street over by the corner store...

(The scene fades to Ed at the park. He's laughing for some reason.)

Edd: Please do not move. This is delicate work.

(We now get to see why Ed's laughing. Edd and Eddy are rigging up a device on him.)

Eddy: There's no way the toucher can resist this.

(The machine seems to consist of a "Don't Touch!" sign and a wire.)

Eddy: Perfect!

Edd: (whispering) Someone's coming.

(Edd and Eddy dive behind the bushes.)

Eddy: (whispering to a still laughing Ed) Ed! Don't move! And stop giggling!

(Ed stops laughing. Kevin shows up on his bicycle.)

Kevin: Dork!

Ed: Dork?

Eddy: Ssh! Ed! Somebody else is coming!

(A boy named Jonny arrives. He's holding a plank with a smiley face drawn on it.)

Jonny: Whatcha doin, Ed? (receiving no response) Oh, Ed, I'm liking your haircut.

(Jonny looks closer at Ed's head. Then, he turns to his plank doll.)

Jonny: What's that, Plank? You wanna feel too? Okay. (rubs Plank against Ed)

Eddy: Ed's been touched! Pull! Pull!

(Edd pulls the wire, and a variety of alarms go off.)

Eddy: Ah hah! Dr. Toucher, I presume?

Jonny: Whoa! You guys are weird! (runs away)

Eddy: Get him!

(Edd and Eddy chase Jonny.)

Eddy: (calling to Ed) Move it, Ed! Come on!

(Ed jumps off the bench and starts running the wrong way.)

Eddy: Ed, this way!

(Ed runs in the right direction. The scene transitions via a screen wipe to Jonny running down the lane. The fences are plastered with wanted posters that have "The Toucher," "Serial Toucher," or "Toucher" printed on them.)

Eddy: (giving chase with his friends) He's getting away! Follow me!

(Eddy leads his friends through a door in a fence. The Eds are running down a sidewalk with Jonny nowhere in sight. Edd and Eddy run behind a pole. Ed tries to copy them, but instead runs into the pole. He tries again and runs into it again. It happens another time before Edd and Eddy grab Ed and pull him behind the pole. Jonny then comes running down the street, and the Eds stick out their feet and trip him.)

Jonny: (on the ground, panting) They got me, old buddy. But you... you can still... make it, Plank. RUN!

(Jonny throws Plank forward, but Plank comes down on his outstretched arms.)

Jonny: Save yourself. (as the Eds grab him) Be nice!

(Ed picks up Plank and takes Jonny off to be interrogated. The scene fades to Jonny and Plank tied to chairs in a basement. Wires are rigged up to them. Ed comes up to them, shining a flashlight in their eyes.)

Ed: Hey, Jonny. Nice haircut. Double D's got a surprise for you.

(Ed points to Edd, who is working at a control board.)

Ed: A lie detector.

Edd: (putting a slice of bread in a toaster) Ready.

Ed: Better watch what you say, Jonny.

Eddy: (off-screen) Yeah, Jonny.

(Eddy appears on-screen. He's wearing sunglasses and has a toothpick in his mouth.)

Eddy: You wouldn't lie to your pals, now, would ya?

(Eddy takes out the toothpick and tosses away the sunglasses.)

Eddy: Ed. Light.

(Ed tosses Eddy the flashlight.)

Eddy: (interrogating Jonny) Alright Jonny, enough fooling around. So why don't you just tell us where everybody's stuff is, hmm?

Jonny: I don't know what you're talking about! I didn't do anything!

Eddy: What's the word, Double D?

Edd: (sniffing the cooking toast) Inconclusive, Eddy.

(Eddy groans in frustration. Then, he talks to Jonny again.)

Eddy: Well, if you won't talk, maybe your friend will. (goes over to Plank.) You must be the brains, huh?

(The scene cuts to Plank for a second before cutting back to Eddy talking to him.)

Eddy: Where's the stuff, Planky? FESS UP!

(The scene cuts to Plank for a second before cutting back to Eddy talking to him.)

Eddy: Oh. Silent, huh? (slaps Plank) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! SPLINTERS!!!

Jonny: AAAAAAH! LEAVE PLANK ALONE, EDDY!

(The toast pops up, burnt. Edd sniffs it and then enters some data into a computer. He turns it to face Ed, Eddy, Jonny, and Plank. It reads "FALSE".)

Edd: As you can see, the board is lying.

Eddy: Well, Planky, I think it's time we tried other methods.

(Eddy holds up a squirt gun. Jonny looks on in horror.)

Jonny: Huh?

Eddy: This will make you swell up good.

(Eddy pulls the trigger and lets the gun drip onto Plank. Jonny watches in horror. As the torture goes on, it becomes apparent that Jonny has to use the bathroom. He groans in pain as the pressure builds inside.)

Jonny: Okay! Okay! I did it! I took everyone's stuff! Now let me go. I gotta go to the bathroom!

Eddy: You heard him, boys. (snaps his fingers) Case closed.

Part 3: Are We?
(The scene fades to Jonny in a tire, which is bouncing around the cul-de-sac.)

Eddy: (holding a jar of coins and talking to the other two Eds) So boys, what's big, round, costs a nickel–

Ed and Edd: Jawbreakers!

Eddy: Now away we go! (runs into Sarah and Jimmy)

Sarah: Now just a rotten minute! I found my dolly under my bed.

Jimmy: It's true. And here she is. (shows the Eds Sarah's doll) See?

Edd: Excuse me, Eddy. Ahem. Upon further inspection of my person, I seem to have come across, my magnifying glass. (holds up his magnifying glass)

(Jonny bounces by while they contemplate what this could mean. Eddy then holds up the jar, grinning. But just then, Eddy finds today a bit familiar.)

Edd: Eddy? What's wrong?

Eddy: Uh, nothing. Let's head over to the candy store.

Edd: Good idea. I'll put this thing in my room. I'll be right back.

(Edd goes back inside his house as Ed and Eddy wait for him to come back. Edd goes to his room, places his magnifying glass back in its rightful place, gets out of his house, and catches up to Ed and Eddy.)

Eddy: Took you long enough. Now away we go!

(The Eds head towards the candy store. They get there and go inside.)

Candy Store Owner: Oh, hello there. What can I get you, boys?

Eddy: Three jawbreakers... on the spot!

(Eddy places the jar of coins on the counter. The candy store owner opens the jar, takes the coins out of it, and puts them in the cash register. He then gives the Eds three jawbreakers.)

Candy Store Owner: Here you go, boys. Three jawbreakers.

Edd: Thank you.

Candy Store Owner: You're welcome. Have a nice day, boys.

Edd: You too, sir.

(The Eds get out of the candy store and start eating their jawbreakers. The scene cuts to Sarah rolling Jonny, still in a tire.)

Sarah: That Eddy thinks he's so smart! We know you didn't do it, Jonny.

Jonny: Mank... moo.

Sarah: Hang tight, Jonny. This won't hurt a bit.

(Sarah pushes Jonny down a hill. The scene cuts to the Eds outside the candy store. They're still eating their jawbreakers.)

Eddy: This is good.

Edd: Should we feel guilty about scamming the children at the cul-de-sac?

Eddy: Nah. You know what they say: A little childhood trauma builds character.

(Jonny, still in his tire, runs into them, knocking the jawbreakers out of their mouths. The jawbreakers roll down the street, and the Eds chase them.)

Eddy: No, wait! Come back!

(The Eds chase the jawbreakers as they roll down a fence by the creek, staying perfectly balanced on the top. They leap for them and push them away into the creek. They follow them into the cold, cold water.)

Eddy: Where are they?

Edd: Ed?

(Ed is sitting underwater.)

Ed: They're lost, guys.

Eddy: Find it, Ed! Gimme a break, will ya?

Ed: Come back, jawbreakers, wherever you are!

(A few hours later, it is night, and the hunt is still going on. Eddy jumps out of the creek and lies down on the ground to look up at the sky.)

Edd: (shivering on the bank) Oh, let's go home! I'm soaked to the marrow! Our mothers must be worried sick! (squeezes water from his shirt) Besides, the jawbreakers would surely have dissolved by now.

Eddy: (sighs) You're right. I just wanted us to enjoy ourselves before we started high school next month. (realizes something) Double D, is it me, or doesn't today look familiar?

Edd: Why, Eddy?

Eddy: Because... I have this feeling that today, well, all of this that happened today happened before.

Edd: What do you mean?

Eddy: Well, we framed Jonny as the toucher of things a few years ago. And, uh, most of the kids fell for the scam. And we got the money. And we used it to pay for the jawbreakers. And now, they're... gone.

Edd: Yes, Eddy. They dissolved in the water. There's no way to get them back now. I'm sorry. Come to think of it, I agree with what you said. It's more of a repeat.

(Edd lays down and joins Eddy.)

Eddy: Double D, this reminds me of the day where we tried to find a way to solve the problem about that Slovak Jawbreaker that Ed got in the mail, remember?

Edd: Why, yes. It rolls down to this creek, why did you ask?

Eddy: Just wondering. Let's say that this is a game we can play. I was wondering about the moments we had in the past. Try and remember something.

(Edd smiles and remember something. He got one.)

Edd: Remember that time when we were spying on Kevin on Jimmy's birthday? You destroyed his house with the Baking Powder Vapor Barrier.

Eddy: I know. And remember that time when I used a fish to duel against Rolf?

Edd: How can I remember? You insulted Rolf when we were attending his family's traditional celebrations. In one of these celebrations, you tossed away his sea cucumber ball.

Eddy (sarcastically) Oh, boo-hoo. I hurt Rolf's stinky fishball.

Edd: It's not the fishball, Eddy. You hurt Rolf's feelings, and he forgives you.

Ed: I found one, guys.

(Edd and Eddy turn to Ed.)

Eddy: Aw, man, he's already eaten mine.

Ed: No, it's mine, Eddy, or is it Double D's.

Edd: Whose is it, Ed?

Ed: Let's see.

(Ed unfurls his tongue to reveal that he is sucking on a gigantic snail.)

Ed: What do you think?

Edd and Eddy: Gah!

Ed: Okey-dokey!

Edd: Ed! You let that poor creature out right this... Fellows, look.

(Edd points at something in the sky. Ed unfurls his tongue again to release the snail. A girl floats down towards them. Eddy carries the girl and sees a crystal amulet. Edd sees a castle in the sky.)

Edd: Good lord. It's a lost city, a castle in the sky!

Eddy: A what?

Edd: It's the lost city called Tombanus. The Kingdom is home to the Statue of Morality. Whoever gets it will receive the Key of Immortality. Remember two months ago when we heard of the legend back in school before graduation?

Eddy: Oh yeah! Wait, hold on. Did you say immortality? As in live forever and never die?

Edd: Yes. There's treasure in the lost kingdom.

Eddy: Treasure, you say?!

Edd: Yes. There's lots of treasure in Tombanus.

Eddy: Hey. If we get that treasure, we'll be rich!

Edd: If we get the treasure, yes.

Ed: And our scams?

Eddy: We can retire from making them, monobrow!

(The Eds are looking at the sky and smile. Edd has an interesting idea of seeing Tombanus and learning about its existence.)

Edd: Well, my friends, someday, we're gonna see that castle in the sky.

Eddy: Oh, we will.

Ed: Yeah.

(The Eds look at the castle before it disappears. They walk back home with Eddy carrying the girl. She sees the Eds before going back to sleep.)

Part 4: Eddy Meets Marissa/Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon
(The scene fades to Ed, Edd, and Eddy at the cul-de-sac. Eddy is holding Marissa on his shoulder.)

Ed: So, what do we do with this girl?

Eddy: I'll take her to my house. You guys go home now.

Ed: Okay. Nighty night!

Edd: Good night, Eddy.

Eddy: Good night, boys. I'll see you in the morning.

(Ed and Edd go to their respective houses. Eddy carries Marissa to his house and places her on his bed.)

Eddy: Who is this girl? (shrugs) Eh. I'll find out tomorrow. I gotta hit the sack.

(Eddy gets into his bed, closes his eyes, and sleeps. The scene cuts to an exterior shot of Eddy's house. The scene switches to daytime as the camera pans to Edd's house. The scene cuts to Edd in his bedroom. He's sleeping soundly in his bed when a shoe flies in through the window. It bounces around the room and hits him on the head. He gets up and goes to the window. Beneath the window stand his friends.)

Eddy: Hey! Rip Van Winkle! Get cracking, will ya? We're late for school! We're starting high school today!

Ed: An early bird catches the peanut, Double D!

Edd: School? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, gentlemen, but school doesn't start in the next two weeks.

Eddy: Two weeks? Ed, you dolt, you woke me up for school two weeks earlier?

Ed: It wasn't my fault, Eddy! My belly told me it was Bottomless Gravy Day in the cafeteria. Bad belly! (spanks his belly with a fly swatter) Bad!

(Eddy grabs the swatter and brings it down on Ed's head repeatedly until Ed is as deep in the ground as he is.)

Eddy: Your head's bottomless!

Ed: Belly bad, Eddy!

Eddy: (chasing him) C'mere, you little...

Ed: Belly!

Edd: Lovable oaf. Oh well. Best begin my day, I suppose.

(Edd walks to his closet. There, he selects various showering materials, including a bathrobe, a shower cap, some soap, and a loofah. The last thing he picks is his Saturday hat. He exits his room happily.)

Edd: And last but not least, the shower. Oh, how I adore its sprinkling splendor, its cascading cleansing, its steamy serenade. An imperative step to each and every day.

(Edd opens the door and has to clutch to the doorknob to keep himself from falling. Somehow, his bathroom has disappeared.)

Edd: MY BATHROOM! Demolished! Dismembered! Disintegrated! A sticky note. (reads the note) "Dear Eddward, the shower is out of order due to renovations? Have a nice day, love Mother and Father." Oh, dear!

(The scene fades to an exterior shot of Eddy's house. Eddy throws Ed out of his bedroom window.)

Eddy: Scram, Ed!

Ed: No lie, Eddy! It wasn't my fault!

Eddy: Beat it!

(Eddy tapes a copy of Jiggy Jiggy over Ed's face, and Ed smiles.)

Eddy: Weekend wrecker.

Edd: (enters Eddy's house) Of all the inconsiderate! Without even a word, Mother and Father, in all their wisdom, felt it necessary to renovate our bathroom! I ask you! Do I even exist?

Ed: Eddy! The belly is evil, the belly is cruel!

(Eddy throws his alarm clock at Ed.)

Edd: Eddy, I know this may be difficult and normally I wouldn't ask this of you, but, may I use your shower? I took the liberty of bringing my own toiletries. Mind you, I will require a clean towel, preferably cotton as poly-blends irritate my skin.

(Ed is scratching at the door like a dog when it suddenly slides open, and Edd is tossed out.)

Eddy: Hit the road! Windbag.

Ed: Did your belly lie too, Double D?

Edd: Not to be rude, Ed, but I desperately need to find a shower. Oh, messy messy messy.

Ed: Eddy?

(The scene cuts to Eddy in his bedroom. While he goes back to sleep, the girl wakes up on his chair. She looks around his bedroom. Then, she sees Eddy sleeping until he wakes up.)

Eddy: Morning, my name's Eddy. I'm really glad you're feeling alright. You had me and my friends worried there. I had to save you from falling.

Marissa: Thank you very much for saving me. Oh, I'm sorry. My name's Marissa.

Eddy: Marissa, that's a nice name.

Marissa: It means "of the seas" in Latin. Tell me, how long have I've been passed out?

Eddy: Only a few hours. We saw you floating down towards us, and we had to save you.

Marissa: Oh. And who are your friends?

Eddy: Ed and Double D. Ed can be stupid but he's a great friend. He loves horror movies. And Double D, he's smart and also a great friend.

Marissa: I would love to meet them.

Eddy: You can. But first, let me take a shower.

(While Eddy's taking a shower, Marissa looks at Eddy's magazines and read them. The scene fades to Edd walking down the street. He's desperately looking for a place to take a shower. He trips over a sign and lands in a mud puddle.)

Edd: Oh, for heaven's sake– (reads the sign) Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon? How fortuitous! (looks to the salon) Jimmy's a young man of upstanding hygienic caliber!

(In the salon, Jimmy is working on Jonny.)

Jimmy: Voilà!

Jonny: I feel weird. (checks the hairstyle in the mirror) Hmm...WOWZERS! That sure looks snazzy, Jimmy!

Jimmy: That's Le Jimmy. Now sit still. You're ruining my vision of you.

(The scene cuts to Edd entering the salon. There, she sees Sarah at the reception desk.)

Sarah: Welcome to Le Jimmy's, where we have the comb and you don't. We have duct-tape waxing, a Le Jimmy specialty. Ketchup and mustard manicures, and spaghetti relaxation baths.

Jonny: Rock and roll, huh Plank!

Edd: Yes, well, this all sounds very luxurious, Sarah. But all I require today is a shower.

Sarah: Is that right? (flips through a coloring book) Le Jimmy's has an opening in three weeks.

Edd: THREE WEEKS! Oh nonononono, I'm afraid you don't understand. I need a shower immediately!

(Edd tries to run past the receptionist, but she hauls him back.)

Sarah: Three weeks, bub. Take it or leave it!

Edd: Um, okay Sarah, you've, um, certainly made your point, yes indeedy.

(Edd surreptitiously glues Sarah to the ground.)

Edd: With that, um, I'll be sure to, cooperate fully? Yes? (runs away) Shower shower shower!

Sarah: HEY!

(Sarah tries to chase Edd, but she can't as she is glued to the floor. The scene cuts to Jimmy using hairspray on Jonny.)

Edd: Jimmy, I beseech you, I need–

(The hairspray gets in Edd's mouth, and he coughs.)

Edd: –a favor! All I ask for is a shower! Find it in your heart, lad! At this very moment, there are millions of dead skin cells immeshed under the threads of my robe!

Jimmy: Go away. (resumes with the hairspray)

Edd: STOP THAT! (yanks the can away) Please forgive me, I'm not myself.

(Edd tosses the can off, and it lands on Sarah's head.)

Jimmy: You hit Sarah in cold blood. DON'T HURT ME!

(Jimmy turns to run and slams into his cabinet of treatments. The cabinet topples and falls onto Edd and Jonny.)

Jonny: Is Le Jimmy's a scream or what?

Edd: Jonny, may I use your shower?

Jonny: Nope!

Jimmy: They've ruined my salon, Sarah!

(Jimmy dumps water on Sarah, waking her up.)

Edd: (examining himself) Look at me! Is a shower too much to ask?

(Sarah growls. She is dragging the concrete with her as she advances on Edd. Jonny luxuriates with Plank in the pool of pasta.)

Jonny: You're on, buddy! I'll take the dirty kid for a quarter!

(Edd flies out of the house and hits a dumpster.)

Part 5: Edd Looks for a Place to Shower/Ed and Edd Meet Marissa
(The scene fades to a miserable Edd walking in the lane. He stops upon hearing a tune.)

Edd: Rolf! Finally, someone who will understand my plight!

(Edd goes to Rolf's backyard and approaches Rolf.)

Edd: Someone who can sympathize with the soiled suffering I've endured!

(Edd tries to get Rolf's attention.)

Edd: Um, Rolf? Excuse me? A moment of your time? Can I trouble you for the use of your shower!? So I can start my day on the right foot?

(Edd gingerly steps into the soil Rolf is tilling.)

Edd: ROLF!

(Edd's robe gets caught in the machine.)

Edd: Oh dear. Rolf, stop!

(Edd shoots off and lands in a bunch of black glop. Rolf pulls some potatoes out of his ears and examines them.)

Rolf: Aah, too early, yes? The fermenting has yet to begin.

(Rolf puts the potatoes back in his ears and continues working. The camera pans to Edd. He's drowning in the glop which is behind three cows. It is pretty apparent what the gunk is. Edd makes his way to the lane and falls there.)

Edd: (crying) The milk of human kindness has abandoned me! (going insane) Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower.

(The scene fades to Edd in the lane. He's worked his way down the lane. The word "Shower" is written in filth along the fence boards.)

Edd: Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower!

(Edd's eye twitches, and his image of himself shatters, transitioning to the next scene. A crazed Edd picks up a trash can and dumps the refuge over him. He then proceeds to wallow in it.)

Edd: (completely disgusted and horrified) Greetings, microorganisms. Hop aboard! Welcome, bacteria! Oh, happy day!

(Edd places a fish's head over his head.)

Voice: Eddward!

(Edd turns and faces a hallucination of himself; this hallucination is clean.)

Hallucination: What are you doing?

Edd: Dive in, oh vision of my former self! There is more than enough filth to go around.

Hallucination: I'll have nothing to do with your self-degradation, thank you, as I stand for cleanliness. Moral fiber. And all that is decent and neatly folded.

(Edd pours rotten milk into his underwear.)

Edd: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.

Hallucination: (upset) Stop it, stop it, stop it! Get a grip on yourself, mister!

(The fish head slides down Edd's body.)

Hallucination: That's disgusting!

Edd: (leaning in) May I use your shower?

(Edd's rotten breath wafts up to the hallucination.)

Hallucination: Good lord! Stinky, stinky, stinky!

(The hallucination disappears.)

Edd: No shower for me!

(The scene cuts to Nazz in the cul-de-sac. She hauls a trashcan to the curb. Edd runs down the street and grabs the bag.)

Edd: For me? You shouldn't have.

(Edd rips the bag open and dumps the waste out on his head.)

Nazz: (pinching her nose) Double D? Is that you?

Edd: No. Not really.

Nazz: No offense dude, but you could really use a shower. Let's get you a washcloth, okay?

(Nazz leads Edd up her driveway into her house.)

Edd: (awestruck) A sh-shower?

(Edd walks on laid-out newspapers that lead to her bathroom.)

Nazz: The bathroom's through here. See?

(In front of Edd lies a bathroom so clean, sleek, and shiny that even his former self could find no fault within.)

Edd: (approaching the shower) A radiant angel has smiled down upon me!

Nazz: Whatever.

(Nazz pulls the curtains apart, and Edd's eyes bulge.)

Nazz: Here you go. And don't forget to wash behind your ears.

(Nazz leaves her bathroom. The scene cuts to Edd looking at the shower. Strung up along it are various feminine undergarments. Edd knows that he cannot shower here, even though it is a perfect bathroom otherwise. This, for him, is utter torture. The scene cuts back to Eddy's bedroom. Eddy walks out of his shower, ready to start the day.)

Eddy: Oh yeah, baby, nothing like a shower to get you ready for a new day. What the...

(Eddy goes over to the window and lifts the magazine. Outside, Ed is filling a tub with water from a hose.)

Ed: Look what I found on Nazz's lawn, Eddy! (gestures to the dirt pile formerly known as Edd) It looks a lot like Double D.

(Eddy sniggers and runs outside. He is about to mock when the scent reaches his nostrils.)

Eddy: Pee-yew! You reek, sockhead.

Ed: He smells worser than the sandwich under my bed, Eddy!

Eddy: You got that right, Lumpy! Or like your three-month-old gym socks.

Ed: Or like my head on a rainy day, huh, Eddy?

Edd: Haha, very funny. Can we get on with this, please?

(Ed picks up Edd and drops him into the tub. The water almost immediately turns into sludge.)

Ed: (pulling out a grater) Let's get that custard out of your belly button, mister!

(Edd shivers as Ed approaches.)

Eddy: Wait, Ed. Lemme go get a camera!

(Marissa watches Ed and Eddy washing Edd and laughs.)

Eddy: You okay?

Marissa: Yeah. How funny.

Edd: Good lord, you're awake.

Marissa: Yes. My name is Marissa. I want to thank you boys for saving me.

Edd: It is my pleasure, Marissa. My name is Edd, but with two Ds.

Ed: And I'm Ed.

Marissa: Wow. So, you guys live around here?

Eddy: Yeah, the Cul-de-Sac is our home. We have great memories here.

Edd: That's right, Eddy. Remember that you tell Sarah and Jimmy where babies come from?

Eddy: Oh, yeah.

Ed: That's easy. Babies come from storks! They fly through the night, carrying bundles of joy in their beaks that...

Edd: That's not where babies come from. It's much more complicated than that.

Ed: Really?

Edd: Babies don't come from storks. You know how I was born, don't you?

Ed: Uh, no. Not really.

Edd: Well then, I will tell you. Babies come out of their mother's wombs. That's how they're born, and that's where they come from.

Eddy: Geez, Double D. You know all that?

Edd: Yes, Eddy. My parents told me so.

Eddy: Oh. I see. Anyway, let's hang out in my room.

Marissa: Okay.

Eddy: As soon as we're done cleaning Double D.

Marissa: Oh? What happened?

Eddy: He got himself dirty looking for a place to shower.

Marissa: Oh. I see. Well, why don't you just let him borrow your shower?

(But then, the Eds and Marissa see Edd's parents arrive in their van.)

Edd: Oh! That must be my mother and father. They're back from the store. I apologize, my friends, but I must get going. Goodbye!

(Edd leaves Eddy's house and starts heading back to his house.)

Part 6: The Legend of Tombanus/Meeting Verity
(The scene cuts to Edd's parents in the driveway. They're getting out of their van. Their names are Carla and Lennard. Carla is Edd's mother, and Lennard is his father. Edd runs over to them.)

Edd: Greetings, Mother and Father! You're home!

Carla: Hello, dear.

(But then, Carla and Lennard find out that Edd, their son, is filthy. They pinch their noses in disgust.)

Carla: Eww! Eddward, dear, what's happened to you?

Lennard: Yeah! You look filthy.

Carla: What you need is a shower. Come along, dear. We'll finish renovating our bathroom together.

(Edd and his parents enter his house to finish renovating their bathroom. The scene cuts to Ed, Eddy, and Marissa in Eddy's backyard.)

Eddy: Huh. Double D just left. (shrugs) Eh. Whatever. We'll wait for him. (turns to Marissa) You want me to tell you my version of where babies come from?

Marissa: Sure.

Eddy: Then follow me.

(Marissa and Ed follow Eddy to his garage. He turns on a bare bulb in his otherwise darkened garage. Marissa smiles.)

Eddy: Okay, here it is. (looks around warily) You know that lint you find in your belly button? Well, if you don't clean it out, it grows! And when it gets big enough, it runs away behind the couch! It waits there, jiggling, and gets even bigger! Then, it grows into a baby! And at night, they come out and feed on table scraps! That's why babies smell so bad.

(Marissa laughs at Eddy's version.)

Marissa: Oh, my god! I'm sorry... I just... can't stop laughing!

(Marissa continues to laugh just as she, Ed, and Eddy continue to wait for Edd to return. The scene cuts to the hallway in Edd's house. Edd comes out of the bathroom, nicer, cleaner, and fresher than before.)

Edd: Ah. Much better.

(Edd goes downstairs to meet up with Carla and Lennard in the living room.)

Edd: Mother, Father, I'm going to hang out with Ed and Eddy at Eddy's house.

Carla: Okay, dear. Be back by sunset.

Edd: I will. Goodbye.

Lennard: Bye, Edd. Have fun!

(Edd leaves his house and goes back to Eddy's house. There, he meets up with Ed, Eddy, and Marissa in his garage.)

Eddy: What took you so long, Double D?

Edd: Well, you see, Eddy, my parents and I finished renovating the bathroom in my house. So, I took a nice, long shower. And now, look at me. I'm all nice and clean.

Eddy: That's... uh... good for you, Double D. Now, come on! Let's go to my room.

(So, the Eds and Marissa go to Eddy's room.)

Eddy: So, Marissa, can you tell us about yourself?

Marissa: Sure. My full name is Marissa Isabelle Scarlett Smith.

Eddy: Wow. That's a long full name you have here.

Marissa: It sure is.

Eddy: So, Marissa, where are you from?

Marissa: I'm from San Diego.

Edd: You're from there?

Marissa: Born and raised. My parents, my brother, and I live there.

Edd: You have a brother?

Marissa: Yes. His name is Mark.

Edd: Interesting. So, what are your hobbies?

Marissa: I love to draw pictures, write stories, animate animations, make movies, and do some modeling.

Eddy: Cool!

Edd: Indeed. You're very creative, Marissa.

Marissa: (smiles) Thanks.

Eddy: Is there anything else you would like to share, Marissa?

Marissa: Sure. I'm the descendant of the original princess of the city of Tombanus. It's a castle in the sky.

Edd: You're the descendant of the original princess of Tombanus?

Marissa: Why, yes. Yes, I am.

Eddy: Wait. If you're not the princess, who is?

Marissa: I don't know. Even if I do, I won't tell you her name.

Eddy: Fair enough. So, why aren't you back in your home, Marissa?

Marissa: That's the problem. Several men in green and camouflage uniforms came and separated me from my parents and my brother. They kidnapped me and took me to their airship. Luckily, I managed to escape, and that's how I ended up here.

Edd: Oh, dear. That's not good.

Marissa: I know. Listen, those men are coming after me. They're planning to kidnap me.

Eddy: Kidnap you? Why?

Marissa: They wanted me because I'm the last descendant of the family, and they wanted me to open the gate where the Statue of Morality is.

Edd: You mean that they want to become immortal?

Marissa: Yes.

Eddy: Well, this is getting terrible for you. It already sucks for us. All of the kids here are leaving the cul-de-sac because they're moving into their dorm rooms at their new schools.

Edd: That's right. And the three of us are the only ones who are staying in Peach Creek.

Marissa: Oh dear.

Eddy: I know. It sucks, man. But it's kinda cool. Four whole years without those losers. Hey, Marissa.

Marissa: Yes?

Eddy: Do you know how we can get to Tombanus?

Marissa: Yeah. We can get there. This crystal can find the entrance. But we need to find a way there before those military agents get here.

Eddy: I know one ride that'll get us outta here before they do: Requiem for a Whiplash. Come on! Let's go to the junkyard.

(So, Ed, Edd, and Marissa follow Eddy out of his house, and they all start heading to the junkyard. The scene fades to the junkyard where the Eds and Marissa rebuilt a fearsome rollercoaster.)

Eddy: There she is. You want an escape, you got it! Welcome to Requiem for a Whiplash! Hop in.

(The Eds and Marissa hop into the shopping cart. Marissa removes her shoes to trip the wires that hold the cart back. The cart starts to move onto the ride.)

Eddy: Okay, here we go, guys.

Edd: This is a bad idea!

Eddy: Here we go!

(The ride starts. The Eds and Marissa go down the hill full tilt.)

Ed: Faster, pussycat, faster!

Eddy: Ed, give it a break, will ya?

Ed: You got it, Eddy!

(Ed sticks his head out behind and rips up the boards with his teeth. The cart goes off a hill, and the Eds and Marissa fall out. Marissa and Eddy land on the board. Edd lands on top of them. Ed lands on top of his three friends.)

Ed: Giddyap, horsey!

(The cart lands on top of the Eds and Marissa and flips right-side up. The wheels fall off, and the axles spark against the wood.)

Ed: (not scared at all) Let's sing a song!

(The cart slides into a giant half-cylinder and stops dead. The cylinder tips over and points at the sky. A ticking, like that of a time bomb, is heard.)

Edd: (scared) Oh, dear. Curse my avid inventing.

Eddy: What?

(A bell rings, and a spring shoots the Eds and Marissa skyward as they exit Peach Creek and land somewhere in the middle of nowhere.)

Marissa: That was amazing! (hops out of the shopping cart) Have you guys done that before?

(The Eds hop out of the shopping cart as well.)

Edd: We made scams... for money.

Marissa: Really? You guys must be creative, huh?

Eddy: Yeah! That's right. We're creative scammers, we are. Some of our scams succeed, and some fail, but we all put our best efforts into them. Why don't you ask Double D what's his middle name?

Marissa: What's his middle name?

Edd: Eddy, don't!

Eddy: Marion!

(Marissa laughs at Edd's middle name.)

Marissa: Marion? That's a girl's name.

Edd: Well, can we continue our game?

Eddy: Okay, do you remember the time when you had hiccups?

Edd: Hiccups? Me?

Eddy: It lasted for two days!

Edd: I'm sure I would have remembered involuntary spasms of my diaphragm, Eddy.

Ed: Wait! I remember something I forgot! (holds up a spatula) See? A flipper.

Edd: That's a spatula, Ed.

Eddy: Cool! From when we spray-painted that gold jewelry!

Ed: Incorrection!

Edd: Ed's right, Eddy. This is clearly from when we bartered eggs from Rolf.

Ed: Wrong! (grabs the spatula from Edd) Oh, look, a flipper!

Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.

Ed: It reminds me of when we made that giant pancake! Drool I must. Yum.

Eddy: We never made no giant pancake!

Ed: Did too! Proof: a flipper.

(Eddy angrily attacks Ed.)

Edd: Gentlemen, please. This game was meant as a commemoration of friendship, a retrospective of days gone by.

Marissa: What else do you guys remember, Double D?

Edd: Well, one time, we embarked on a learning spree by disassembling various objects around the Cul-de-Sac and stumbled into a bizarre universe that defies the laws of physics.

Marissa: Oh, so, Ed must've stumbled into another universe?

Edd: Why, yes. Eddy, it's your turn to remember.

Eddy: Okay, well, all I remember is Edtropolis.

Marissa: Edtropolis?

Eddy: It's a cardboard city we built at the lane. It was really fun to use big city scams by using a shoe shining stop, Ed's Tattoo Parlor, and many shops and refreshments to scam the kids out of their money.

Edd: And... all I remember is... Ed, Eddy, and I were doing a séance.

Ed: But it was interrupted because I had to take care of Sarah. You know how angry she gets when I don't do so.

Girl: Yo!

(The Eds and Marissa see a girl walking on the path. She has brown hair with a small ponytail on top.)

Girl: What the heck are you four doing here?

Eddy: What are we doing here? What are you doing here?

Girl: Ah, had to get out of Lemon Brook. Do you guys know where I can get to Peach Creek?

Eddy: Peach Creek? Yeah, sure. You go back to the intersection. You make a left at the dead tree. You're welcome.

Girl: Thanks. (sees Marissa) Hey Marissa, is that you, girl?

Marissa: Verity, hi!

(Verity walks over to Marissa. The two girls hug each other.)

Edd: I'm sorry. You two know each other?

Marissa: Eds, this is Verity, my childhood friend. We grew up together. You can say that she's my first kiss.

Eddy: First kiss?

Marissa: Well, when we were ten, we were playing Truth or Dare with all our classmates and our boyfriends. My ex dared us to kiss.

Verity: Yeah, I'm bisexual, and it's just a little kiss. So, tell me your names.

Ed: I'm Ed.

Edd: I'm Edd also but with two Ds.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy.

Verity: Nice to meet you three. Call me Verity. I'm from Lemon Brook. I came out here in the woods to see the wonders of nature.

Eddy: Really? We're going to find Tombanus.

Edd: It's a castle in the sky where Marissa's ancestors live, right Marissa?

Marissa: Yep, I have to get there.

Verity: No way! Forget Peach Creek, I want in. (teasing Marissa) While me, Ed, and Edd are away, maybe you could have some alone time with Eddy.

(Marissa smiles, blushing excitedly.)

Eddy: Then it's settled. Come on, guys! Let's go!

(The Eds, Marissa, and Verity start walking to Tombanus.)

Part 7: The Military Agents at the Cul-de-Sac
(The scene cuts to the cul-de-sac in Peach Creek. A group of military agents arrive in search of the lost girl. They are led by their boss, Colonel Wilson, who's looking for the girl indeed.)

Colonel Wilson: Find the girl and where she was last seen.

Military Agents: Yes, sir.

(The military agents split up and go to each house. The first military agent knocks on Ed's door. The door opens, revealing Ed's parents. Their names are Angela and Tim. Angela is Ed's mother, and Tim is his father.)

Military Agent #1: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Ed's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Angela: Hmm. Nope. Haven't seen her.

Tim: Me neither.

Angela: Besides, we don't know her.

Military Agent #1: She's the descendant of the princess of Tombanus, a castle in the sky. Can you tell us where she is?

Angela: She went that way. (points to the left)

Military Agent #1: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The second military agent knocks on Edd's door. Carla, Edd's mother, opens the door.)

Carla: Yes? Can I help you?

Military Agent #2: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Carla a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Carla: I haven't seen her. But if you're looking for her, she went that way. (points to the right)

Military Agent #2: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The third military agent knocks on Eddy's door. The door opens, revealing Eddy's parents. Their names are Jessica and Jack. Jessica is Eddy's mother, and Jack is his father.)

Military Agent #3: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Eddy's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Jessica: Hmm. Nope. Haven't seen her.

Jack: We don't know this person.

Military Agent #3: She's the descendant of the princess of Tombanus, a castle in the sky. Can you tell us where she is?

Jessica: I overheard my son talking to his friends about going to the junkyard.

Military Agent #3: And is one of them the girl?

Jessica: I think so.

(The military agent turns to the others.)

Military Agent #3: The girl's headed to the junkyard.

Military Agent #4: That could be possible.

Military Agent #3: (turns to Eddy's parents) Thank you for the information. As you were. (walks away)

(The fourth military agent knocks on Jimmy's door. The door opens, revealing Jimmy's parents. Their names are Sasha Ann and Jonathan. Sasha Ann is Jimmy's mother, and Jonathan is his father.)

Military Agent #4: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Jimmy's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Sasha Ann: I'm sorry, but we don't know her.

(Jimmy appears, walking over to his mother.)

Jimmy: Who is it?

Sasha Ann: (turns to Jimmy) It's none of your concern, Jimmy.

Jimmy: What's going on, Mommy?

Sasha Ann: Nothing, sweetie. Go back to your room and play with your dolls or something. Okay?

Jimmy: Okay. (walks away)

Jonathan: Hmm. Who is this girl you speak of?

Military Agent #4: She's the descendant of the princess of Tombanus, a castle in the sky. Can you tell us where she is?

Jonathan: She went that way. (points to the left)

Military Agent #4: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The fifth military agent knocks on Kevin's door. The door opens, revealing Kevin's parents. Their names are Elizabeth and Dennis. Elizabeth is Kevin's mother, and Dennis is his father.)

Dennis: Hello. Can I help you?

Military Agent #5: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Kevin's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but we haven't seen her. Besides, we don't know her.

Dennis: If you're looking for the girl, she went that way. (points to the right)

Military Agent #5: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The sixth military agent knocks on Nazz's door. The door opens, revealing Nazz's parents. Their names are Jolene and Martin. Jolene is Nazz's mother, and Martin is her father.)

Jolene: Hello there.

Martin: Hi. May we help you?

Military Agent #6: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Nazz's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Jolene: I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.

Military Agent #6: Don't play dumb with me, miss.

(The military agent takes out his knife and points its blade at Jolene. She looks at it and gulps in fear.)

Military Agent #6: Tell us where she is, or I'll make you talk.

Martin: (gets in front of Jolene) Hey. Hands off my wife. If you harm her, I'll harm you. Got it?

(The military agent nods quickly and puts his knife away.)

Martin: Good. Now, if you're looking for the girl, I suggest you look elsewhere.

(The military agent gets impatient.)

Martin: (sighs and points to the left) She went that way. There. I said it. Happy?

Military Agent #6: (nods) Satisfied. Thank you for the information, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(Nazz walks over to her parents.)

Nazz: Who was it, Dad?

Martin: It's those military agents invading other people's privacy. I don't like it when they do that.

Jolene: Me neither.

Nazz: Okay. Well, if you need me, I'll be in my room. (walks away)

(The seventh military agent knocks on Rolf's door. The door opens, revealing Rolf's parents. Their names are Anja and Floris. Anja is Rolf's mother, and Floris is his father.)

Floris: Yes? Can I help you?

Military Agent #7: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Rolf's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Anja: Who is this girl you speak of?

Military Agent #7: She's the descendant of the princess of Tombanus, a castle in the sky. Can you tell us where she is?

Anja: She went that way. (points to the right)

Military Agent #7: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The eighth military agent knocks on Jonny's door. The door opens, revealing Jonny's parents. Their names are Nicki and Tommy. Nicki is Jonny's mother, and Tommy is his father.)

Military Agent #8: Excuse me, citizen. Have you seen this girl?

(The military agent shows Jonny's parents a "WANTED" poster with a picture of Malissa.)

Tommy: Who is this girl you speak of?

Military Agent #8: She's the descendant of the princess of Tombanus, a castle in the sky. Can you tell us where she is?

Nicki: She went that way. (points to the left)

Military Agent #8: Thank you, citizen. As you were. (walks away)

(The military agents leave the cul-de-sac and walk over to Colonel Wilson.)

Colonel Wilson: Well, any luck?

Military Agent #1: Most of the residents said that the girl went... (points to the left) that way... (points to the right) or that way. However, one of them said that the girl's headed to the junkyard. (points to the junkyard) And it's this way.

Colonel Wilson: Hmm. I see. Good work, men. We're heading to the junkyard. Forward march!

(Colonel Wilson and his army of military agents start marching to the junkyard.)

Part 8: Meeting Jake and Tony
(The scene fades to the Eds, Marissa, and Verity walking in the woods to find Tombanus. They walk for a while.)

Edd: Isn't this exciting my friends? We are in the woods to enjoy Mother Nature.

Eddy: Man, this is so boring. Why did I even come here? This nature thing doesn't help me find any ideas for a new scam.

Edd: Now, now, Eddy. Sometimes, we have to take a break from scams to see the wonders of nature.

Eddy: Yeah, but the thing is, nothing special is gonna happen, sockhead!

Ed: Oh, oh! I have an idea!

Eddy: What?

Ed: Maybe some strange infection is going to turn people into zombies like in zombie movies, and we will be forced to survive!

(Edd and Eddy glare at Ed.)

Ed: What?

Eddy: That's just stupid, Ed.

Boy: Yo!

(Marissa and Verity smile and chuckle at Ed. Soon, they go to a clearing in the woods. Suddenly, a boy appears in front of the five, wearing a letterman jacket.)

Boy: Are you five okay?

Marissa: Yeah! We're lost. Can you tell us where we can find Tombanus?

Boy: Tombanus? No way! I joined my friend to find that place too. It'll be a long journey.

Verity: Who are you?

Jake: I'm Jake.

Ed: What are you doing here?

Jake: Duh, trying to figure out who's the original princess of that kingdom.

Marissa: (excitedly) That's probably my great-great-great grandmother?

Jake: Yep. Nice girl!

Verity: What are you doing here?

Jake: I got lost and separated from my friend.

Ed: Cool! Let's go.

Jake: Alright. Let's go, dude.

(The Eds, Marissa, and Verity start following Jake through the woods to continue to find Tombanus. Verity sees something familiar about Jake.)

Verity: Wait, are you the same Jake who is friends with my ex-boyfriend Tony?

Jake: Yep. Can you help me find him?

Verity: Sure. Let's go.

(The group continues to follow Jake.)

Edd: Wait, Tony? You knew him?

Verity: Yes, why?

Edd: He's the guy who wrote an award-winning article about his theory of the multiverse!

Verity: Wow, I'm impressed. He always had an interest in science. He always put his work in the way of our relationship, so we broke up.

(The Eds, Marissa, and Verity finally reach a clearing, where they find Tony.)

Tony: Hey there, it's been a while.

Verity: Tony!

Tony: What are you guys doing here?

Verity: I'm looking for Tombanus with these guys. What about you?

Tony: I'm trying to find the same thing.

Jake: I got lost, and these guys were kind enough to help me find you.

Tony: That's great!

Eddy: (grumbling) Yeah, great. Now we have to take care of two lost boys.

(Everyone laughs.)

Marissa: Well, it looks like we have a new addition to our adventure. Let's go find Tombanus.

(The scene fades away as the five plus two start their journey to find Tombanus. Jake turns to the Eds.)

Jake: I never got a chance to get your names, guys.

Ed: I'm Ed.

Edd: I'm Ed also but with two D's.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy.

Jake: It's a pleasure to meet you, Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Wait, three Eds? Are you triplets or something?

Edd: No, we just happen to have the same names.

Jake: I see.

(Tony sees Marissa's crystal.)

Tony: May I?

Marissa: Oh, sure.

(Marissa gives Tony her crystal and discovers where the entrance to Tombanus is. It's somewhere in the mountains.)

Tony: Now we know where the entrance to Tombanus is. Over at the mountains.

Eddy: Oh, it's gonna be a long journey.

Jake: Luckily, I know how we get there. We can take the shortcut through that abandoned mall in the next city. I know where it is.

Ed: You do?

Jake: Sure.

Ed: Cool! Show us the way.

Jake: I will gladly do so. Follow me.

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, and Tony follow Jake through the woods as they start heading to the abandoned mall.)

Edd: Isn't it magnificent? All the splendors of nature, displayed in one giant petri dish full of life!

(As Edd speaks, the atmosphere of the forest changes, becoming darker and scarier. While Ed is laughing all the way, a fly gets into his mouth. He accidentally swallows it and starts choking.)

Ed: I think I swallowed a bug.

Eddy: (hearing a noise) Huh? What was that?

(The camera zooms out to show that there's nothing there.)

Eddy: That's it! This nature stuff is for the birds. Come on! Let's find another way. (stomps off and disappears around a corner) WHOAOOO!

Ed, Edd, and Marissa: Eddy?

(Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony go after Eddy and find him staring at an enormous spiderweb.)

Ed: (entranced) Whoa, way big.

Edd: It's a masterpiece of nature!

Eddy: Looks like my grandmother's hairnet. Well, let's go guys. ED!

(Ed is in the center of the web, bouncing on it.)

Eddy: Get down, you maniac!

Ed: Yee-haw, it's sticky!

Edd: You're disturbing the eco-environment!

(Suddenly, the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony hear a noise.)

Ed: What was that?

Marissa: I don't know.

Verity: It could be a trap or something.

Jake and Tony: A trap? Uh oh.

Jake: This does not look good.

Tony: Tell me about it.

Edd: Now you've done it. Ed, I suggest...

(Edd gulps. Eddy starts shivering.)

Chanters: Ed, Edd, and Eddy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Eddy: Ed! Get off that thing!

(Spooky laughter is heard.)

Ed: Huh? (tries to get down) Help me, guys! I don't want the fluids drained from my body!

Eddy: Hold on, Ed! We'll rescue ya!

(Edd and Eddy try to pull Ed loose. Meanwhile, the chant starts again.)

Chanters: Ed, Edd, and Eddy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

(Ed is pulled loose. The laughter is heard again, and the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony run through the forest. They suddenly run into three pairs of eyes.)

Chanters: Ed, Edd, and Eddy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony run away.)

Chanters: K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

(The seven run into the eyes again.)

Chanters: Ed, Edd, and Eddy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony run away again.)

Edd: (spotting an exit) A way out. Through the trees!

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony follow the exit and plunge headfirst into swampy muck.)

Marissa: Eww! What is this stuff?

Edd: It's quicksand.

Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony: Quicksand!?!

Marissa: Oh no! Guys, I'm stuck!

Verity: Me too!

Eddy: Help! Quicksand!

Ed: I am blind!

Edd: My eyes!

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony see something that makes them clam up. The spooky laughter is heard again, and three figures step in front of the camera.)

The Eds: AAAAAHHH!

(The three girls walk towards the camera as the scene fades to black.)

Part 9: Meet the Kankers
(The scene fades to a trailer park close to the woods. The camera circles around and centers in on a blue trailer. Inside, the Eds are lying on the floor, wearing robes.)

Lee: (standing over the Eds with May and Marie) Hey Eds, so happy you dropped in!

Marie: Hope you like our dads' robes!

(The Eds sit up with a start. Edd is wearing a robe that says "Bubba", Ed is wearing one that says "Rod", and Eddy has on a robe reading "Butch".)

Eddy: How did we get into these?

(The Kanker Sisters lean in and attempt to kiss them. The Eds flee to the wall, and the Kankers giggle.)

Edd: (in an undertone) This is not good.

Lee: (as she and her sisters flop down around the Eds) Go ahead. Yell. No one will hear you.

May: I'm May Kanker.

Marie: I'm Marie Kanker.

Lee: And I'm Lee Kanker. We're the Kanker sisters. We just moved in.

Eddy: I'm Eddy.

Ed: I'm Ed.

Edd: I'm–

Marie: We know. Double D. Don't you worry about that.

Eddy: Uh, do you girls know where our clothes are?

Lee: Oh, they're drying outside. You boys sure were dirty.

(Eddy jerks up, confused.)

Lee: We're gonna pop into the kitchen for a bit, boys, and fix up some home cookin' for ya.

Marie: We'll be right back.

May: (leading the pack) Hey! Wait for me!

(The Kanker sisters leave the Eds in the living room.)

Edd: (nervous) This is very strange. Let's go!

Eddy: (dragging him back) Hold it, Double D. Where's your manners? They're new here. And they said they were gonna make us some food, didn't they? So why don't we just hang out a bit, eat for free, and then we can split? C'mon, let's check this place out!

Edd: (still not satisfied) Where exactly are we?

(Eddy stares out the window at the trailer park.)

Eddy: Huh. Looks like a postcard I sent my brother once.

Edd: (remembering something) Wait a second. This happened before.

Eddy: What do you mean?

(But before Edd can speak, a busty woman with red hair enters the living room. Her name is Lucy Kanker. She is the Kanker Sisters' mother. The Eds see her.)

Edd: And who are you?

Lucy: Howdy, boys. My name's Lucy Kanker. I'm sure you've met my three daughters, haven't you?

(The Eds nod silently.)

Lucy: Don't be shy, I won't hurt you.

Edd: You're their mother?

Lucy: Yep, I sure am. And you must be the Eds, right?

Edd: Correct. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Kanker.

Lucy: Oh, please. You can call me Lucy. Now, it's going to be okay. I'll be going to buy the books for the girls. They're going to Peach Creek High School.

Eddy: Oh, we're going there too.

Lee: You're kidding! That's cool!

Lucy: Right, girls, why don't you give the boys something to eat? I'll head downtown to buy you your books.

Marie: Kay, Mom.

Lucy: Bye, girls. Bye, boys.

The Eds: Bye, Mrs. Kanker.

(Lucy walks out of the trailer, and the Kanker Sisters head to the kitchen.)

Ed: Ah, TV!

(Ed turns on the TV, but all he gets is only static. He pounds it a few times, but still receives nothing. He pounds it again and then tries turning the knob. Even after this, he still gets nothing.)

Ed: Ah, it's a rerun. (turns the TV off and picks up a diving helmet) Nice space helmet.

(Ed puts on the diving helmet and sits on the couch.)

Ed: Take me to your plumber.

Eddy: Nice head, Ed. Get it? It rhymes. Head? Ed? I crack me up.

Edd: (looking at the bookcase) Interesting. Hub Cap Digest.

(Edd picks up the book and flips through it. All the pages are blank.)

Edd: This book has no print. These pages are blank!

(Eddy points at something. It's a drawing of Ed and May in love.)

Eddy: Ha ha look! Artwork! (laughs) It's Ed and May! How cute!

(Eddy's gaze then falls on one of Edd and Marie.)

Edd: Is that me?

Eddy: (seeing a drawing of Eddy and Lee getting married) What the–AAAAH! That's not funny!

(Eddy tears the drawing off the wall and crumples it up.)

Marie: (entering with a tray on which are cups of milk) Okay, boys! Come and get some nice cold delicious powdered milk!

(The Eds rush over and drink from the glasses. After each sip, they exhale white powder into the air.)

Marie: (putting a videotape in the VCR) How about a video? Fish Bowl 2. A classic.

(The Eds sigh and sink into the couch, contented. The scene cuts to Lee, Marie, and May in the kitchen.)

Marie: It's so nice to have the boys home.

May: Hey, I'm doing the fish sticks! (snatches the box from Marie)

Marie: Then give me the squeeze-it-clob!

Lee: Girls, shut up! We got lunch to make? (grabs a stick of lard) The way to a man's heart is through his arteries. (dumps the entire stick on top of the burgers.) Add a little Kanker secret sauce... Ketchup!

(Lee drowns the burgers in ketchup. Soon, they're finished, and she brings them to the Eds in the living room.)

The Kankers: Dinner's ready.

(The scent is so tantalizing that the Eds levitate towards the grub. They take it back to the couch and dig in.)

The Kankers: (sighing) They're so dreamy.

May: (going upstairs with her sisters) Be back in a minute, boys!

Lee: Yeah. We're gonna go and freshen up!

(The Eds continue to eat. Eddy stops after a bite and pulls out a cog wheel. He throws it behind the couch and continues his meal. The Kankers come downstairs, now wearing prettier clothes.)

The Kankers: We're back.

Marie: Notice anything new, Eddy?

(When Eddy doesn't respond, Marie waves her hand in front of his eyes. Eddy doesn't notice.)

Lee: The finest in processed products! Only the best for you.

(Eddy pays no attention to her statement.)

Eddy: Hey, how about a refill on that powdered milk stuff?

May: Do you like our Kanker Burger, Big Ed?

Ed: (talking with his mouth full) It's good, yum!

May: Don't talk with your mouth full, mister!

(Marie puts a pillow behind Edd. Edd starts.)

Marie: AAH!

Edd: Please refrain from touching me when I'm eating. Thank you.

Marie: (poking him) I'll touch you whenever I want, buddy boy!

Edd: Is there a problem?

The Kankers: Everything's fine!

(The Eds are watching Fish Bowl 2 when the Kankers move to stand in front of the TV.)

Eddy: (annoyed) Hey! Move it! Out of the way! This is the best part!

Lee: Move it?

Marie: (getting in Eddy's face) It's not good enough that we've worked hard and broken our backs for you?

Lee: (in Ed's face) If things don't change around here, we're leaving!

May: (in Edd's face) It's time you good-for-nothings started to pull our own weight around here!

Ed: (to Eddy) What is up with them?

(Ed and Eddy both look to Edd, who shrugs.)

Marie: (pointing to the food remnants) Clean this mess up right now!

(The Eds rush to take care of it, but before they can start, Lee calls them.)

Lee: Hey! Over here! Clean this mess!

(The Eds are in front of a sink full of dishes. Ed comes up with an idea. He lifts the couch, and the Eds slide the mess under it.)

Lee: You call that clean? (throws some clothes at Eddy) Get washing!

Marie: (handing Edd a brush) And scrubbing!

Lee: (grabbing Edd by the ear) Come along, little man.

Marie: Time to clean up!

(Marie grabs Eddy by the hair. Ed laughs at his friends' misfortune until May hands him a toilet brush.)

May: And you!

(Ed heads off to clean. The scene cuts to the Kankers' bathroom. A few noises are coming from a toilet. The lid lifts slightly, and Ed peeps out.)

May: Make it shine! (slams the lid back down)

(The scene cuts to Edd in the kitchen. He's in front of a sink, washing dishes. Ed suddenly appears and wrecks the stack.)

Edd: Ed, you ruined my dishes.

Ed: (passes Eddy while laughing) Headed outside, Eddy!

Eddy: Slacker.

(While looking at Ed, Eddy collides with Edd. Their piles, of laundry and dishes, respectively, fly all over the place.)

Lee: (painting her toenails) That better be fighting over me I hear in there!

(Outside the trailer, Ed is washing the windows. In the kitchen, Edd is getting up.)

Edd: I'm going to sanitize the living area.

Eddy: (close to the edge) Okay. I'll clean this. I'll clean EVERYTHING!

(Eddy throws the laundry in the sink, which is filled with soapy water, and stomps on it. Meanwhile, Edd is cleaning the living room floor.)

The Kankers: Better shine it up nice!

(Ed enters from the outside, mud on his shoes.)

The Kankers: Hey! Mud tracker! You're tracking mud!

Edd: Mud?

(Ed looks down. Through the film of his helmet, he can clearly see the mud.)

Ed: Uh-oh.

(Ed exacerbates the problem by walking forward and tracking more mud. He then steps into Edd's bucket of water, which gives him momentum, sending him uncontrollably towards the kitchen.)

May: You better not wreck Daddy's bucket!

(Ed heads into the kitchen and collides with Eddy, who is holding laundry. Eddy passes the laundry to him.)

Eddy: Hang these outside! (pushes Ed in the opposite direction.)

Ed: Uh. Okay. EDDY!

(Ed collides with Edd, who is scrubbing the floor again. They both topple over. Lee comes over and lectures Ed, but all that is heard is a faint mumbling.)

Lee: ...you should go back to diving for clams.

Eddy: (fed up) THAT'S ENOUGH!

(The Kankers begin to snivel.)

Eddy: Okay?

Marie: T-this is the th-thanks we get for our hard work?

(The Kankers run upstairs into their room crying.)

Eddy: Uh-oh.

(Eddy runs to the Kanker Sisters' bedroom door. He opens it and enters the room to confront the sisters themselves before they show him the doll versions of the Eds.)

Eddy: Lee, wait! I have something to tell you.

Lee: What?

Eddy: I know it sounds crazy, but... our first meeting, it happened before.

Lee: Really?

Eddy: Yeah, really! You treated us Eds like guests. But as our visit progressed, you started treating us like your personal slaves. We didn't like that, so... we ran back home so we didn't have to see you again.

Lee: (remembers something) Oh my god... I remembered.

Eddy: You did?

Lee: Yeah! (looks around and gets scared) Okay, I'll buy May and Marie some time. You three can get out of here.

Eddy: Really?

Lee: Yes, I don't want to repeat the same mistake. And as your friend, I'm ordering you to run.

(Eddy nods and turns around. He walks to the stairs. But before he can go downstairs, Eddy turns around, runs towards Lee, and kisses her on the lips. Lee blushes. Eddy looks at her and smiles. He turns around and runs down the stairs. He meets Edd and Ed at the door.)

Eddy: Let's go, guys.

(Lucy opens the door and enters the trailer with the books.)

Lucy: Hi, boys. I'm back! Oh. You're leaving already?

Edd: Yes, Mrs. Kanker. We appreciate your and your daughters' hospitality.

Ed: Yeah, thanks!

Lucy: You're welcome. Well, see you later, boys.

Edd: Goodbye, Mrs. Kanker.

Eddy: See ya!

Ed: Bye, Lucy!

(Ed kisses Lucy on the cheek, which prompts her to kiss Ed on the lips. Ed blushes shyly.)

Ed: Aw, shucks.

(The Eds leave the Kankers' trailer and run out of the trailer park. Lucy, Lee, Marie, and May look at them from the window.)

May: (happily watching them) Look at them run.

Marie: (dreamily) Just like a real man.

Lee: (blowing a kiss to Eddy) I think I'm in L-U-V... love!

Lucy: Honey, that's L-O-V-E, which spells love.

Lee: Whatever, Mom.

Lucy: You know, come to think of it, I say these boys are handsome.

Lee, Marie, and May: (dreamily) Yeah.

(Lucy, Lee, Marie, and May sigh dreamily about how cute the Eds are. They then giggle.)

Part 10: The Abandoned Mall
(The scene fades to Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony in the woods. They're looking for the Eds.)

Marissa: Eddy!

Verity: Ed!

Jake: Double D!

Tony: Where are you guys?

(But then, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony see the Eds running towards them.)

Marissa: Eddy?

Verity, Jake, and Tony: Eds?

(The Eds stop to see Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony.)

Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony: Eds!

Marissa: You're back! We were going to rescue you.

Eddy: Well, yes, but we saved ourselves.

Marissa: (sighs in relief) Thank goodness you're alright.

Eddy: Yeah. (turns to Edd) May I have a word with you, sockhead?

Edd: Sure.

(Edd and Eddy turn away from the group.)

Eddy: What do you mean by that? Back at the trailer, you remembered that our first encounter with the Kankers has happened before.

(Edd looks around and tells him.)

Edd: It has. As a matter of fact, we first encountered the Kankers while on a bug expedition in the woods. It didn't take very long for us to turn from shy and nervous to lazy and spoiled at the Kankers' trailer home, stirring up trouble with the sisters. That's how we went from guests to servants in their home. We didn't like it very much, did we?

Eddy: Oh, no. Not at all. Good thing we ran back home so we didn't have to see those lovey-dovey Kankers again. So, looks like the only one who hasn't discovered the repeat was Ed.

Edd: Yes. He must figure it out. Come on, let's get over to the abandoned mall. (to Jake) Jake, how long do we have to get there?

Jake: We'll be there by nightfall.

(The seven continue walking down the woods and take the shortcut to the abandoned mall. The scene switches to nighttime where the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony arrive at the abandoned mall.)

Jake: Well, here it is. The abandoned mall. Let's go check it out.

Eddy: Okay.

(So, the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony enter the abandoned mall and look around.)

Eddy: Wow, it's kinda dark, don't you think?

Jake: Yeah, well, Tony knows where the power grid is.

Tony: Yeah, it's connected to the power grid from the nearby city. I think it'll be best to split up and explore the place.

Ed: Jake and I are going to look around at the costume store.

(Jake smiles at Ed. Verity and Edd decided to join Tony to turn on the power.)

Edd: Me and Verity will come with you, Tony.

Eddy: And me and Marissa will head downstairs to explore the place.

Verity: We'll meet up together at the arcade.

(The seven split up into three groups. Ed and Jake go to look around at the costume store. Edd, Verity, and Tomy go to the electrical room to find the power switch. Eddy and Marissa head downstairs to explore the rest of the mall. While walking down the paths they choose, the Eds are feeling worried. So, they decide to keep each other's secrets a secret until the right moment. Edd, Verity, and Tony continue to walk down the hallway to the electrical room.)

Verity: So, Double D, tell me back in the middle of nowhere where we met, what was that game you, Eddy, and Ed were playing?

Edd: Oh, it's just the game to see if we remembered our past.

Tony: A game, huh? Try us. We like to know more about your past.

Edd: Okay. One time, we had this scam with multiple versions, starting with Raccoon Round-Up, then Mutant Land, then Meat Mania, then Cockroach Country, then Jogging Pants World, then Fridge Land, and finally, Bathroom World. They were complete failures.

Tony: What happened?

Edd: Jonny convinced everyone that the scam was animal cruelty/mutant abuse, so Rolf demanded a refund. So, we recycled the scam multiple times, but nobody came.

Verity: What else?

Edd: Well, we remembered the scam called Eds' Piggy Bank Smashing Service. It was on Piggy Bank Day. I was about to smash Jimmy's piggy bank, but I was ashamed of myself. The remains of it are at the junkyard.

Tony: And what else do you remember?

Edd: Well, I remembered when me, Ed, and Eddy switch each other's lifestyles. I was Ed, Ed was Eddy, and Eddy was me. It was really fun. Until I fell into Ed's bathtub full of gravy. Please don't ask.

Tony: We keep that in mind.

Verity: Man, you three have some fun adventures. I wonder if it could be the time to talk to my mom.

(Edd and Tony stop to look at Verity.)

Edd: Who?

Verity: Oh, my mom. She's a military sergeant back home. She and I had this fight about my future after graduating high school. So, I ran away from home. We never talked to each other ever since.

Edd: How long have you been on the road?

Verity: About the entire summer. My mom wanted me to attend military school after I graduate high school, but I don't want to. I want to follow my passion. I take brilliant pictures.

Tony: Verity's an aspiring photographer. She takes great pictures.

Verity: It's true.

(Edd smiles but feels ashamed about the secret that he's been keeping from Ed and Eddy.)

Tony: What's wrong, Double D?

Edd: Nothing. Let's head to the electrical room and turn on the power.

(The scene cuts to the electrical room. Edd, Verity, and Tony enter the room and find the power switch.)

Tony: Okay. Here it is.

(They pull the switch, and the lights all over the mall turn on. Verity gets a text from Jake and smiles.)

Verity: I'm going over to meet up with Jake and Ed.

Tony: Okay. We'll meet up at the arcade.

(Verity walks out of the electrical room to meet up with Jake and Ed. The scene cuts to Ed and Jake at the costume store. They're looking at the monster masks.)

Jake: Oh nice! A werewolf mask! (gives the mask to Ed) Here, man. Try this on.

Ed: (puts on the mask) Whoa! I am turning into a werewolf, Jake! (howls like a wolf)

Jake: (laughs at Ed) Good one! So, what was it like living in Peach Creek?

Ed: It's alright. I'm glad that I met my friends. We made scams together.

Jake: Nice, man. Marissa told me about the game you're playing with Double D and Eddy.

Ed: Oh yeah. One time, Eddy spread a rumor about the Mucky Boys. When everyone began hunting them, Eddy played a joke on them.

Jake: Mucky Boys? That's awesome!

Ed: Really?

Jake: Yeah, dude. What else do you remember?

Ed: Oh! I remember when I was in a bad mood, and Eddy and Double D tried to cheer me up. I had a pebble in my shoe.

Jake: Nice. Had you gone mad?

Ed: Yep. I got super angry. I almost destroyed the whole playground.

Jake: Whoa. What else have you remembered?

Ed: Well, there was this one time when I had a ship in the bottle stuck on my finger. The Kankers caused destruction on Rethink Avenue. It was the most catastrophic event I ever remembered.

Jake: Whoa, dude. That must be very dark, huh?

Ed: Yeah. I found out that the ship in the bottle belongs to the Kankers.

(Verity enters the store where she sees Jake and Ed talking.)

Verity: Okay, what is it?

Jake: You got your camera?

Verity: Yeah, why?

Jake: I need your help to catch a picture of us scaring Tony and Double D.

(Verity smiles at Jake and Ed, liking the idea. She wanted to have a little payback on Tony for what happened when they were together.)

Verity: Okay. I'm in.

Jake: Great! Come on! Let's go.

(Verity, Jake, and Ed leave the costume store and go to find Tony and Edd. The scene cuts to Eddy and Marissa walking down to the carousel.)

Eddy: Wow... I haven't ridden on one of these in a while.

Marissa: Whoa... a roundabout.

Eddy: Is that what it is? Cool! Let's ride it.

Marissa: Yeah.

(Eddy turns on the roundabout and rides it with Marissa. While the two are enjoying their ride, their feelings have sparked. Marissa develops some feelings for Eddy, and he feels the same for Marissa. The scene switches to Edd, Tony, and Verity. They are walking down the hallway to the arcade.)

Tony: Hey, I have an idea. How about we play a game at the arcade?

Verity: Sure.

Edd: I'm in.

Tony: Great! Let's go.

(The three enter the arcade and find Ed and Jake waiting for them.)

Jake: Hey, guys!

Tony: Hey! What are you doing here?

Edd: Well, Marissa and Eddy were riding the carousel, and we were about to play a game.

Verity: Yeah, let's play a game. But first, we have to wait for Marissa and Eddy.

Jake: Okay. Let's wait for them.

(So, Ed, Edd, Jake, Verity, and Tony wait for Marissa and Eddy to join them in the arcade. The scene switches to Eddy and Marissa. They see a photo booth and decide to give it a try. So, they get inside and take pictures of themselves. Soon, the pictures are done. Eddy and Marissa get out of the photo booth. Eddy collects the photos, and he and Marissa look at them.)

Eddy: We should...

Marissa: Yeah, let's go find the others.

(Eddy and Marissa look at each other and lean in for a kiss until...)

Edd: What are you doing?!

(Eddy and Marissa see Edd and Tony looking at them.)

Eddy: Sockhead! What are you doing here?

Edd: Trying to find you! The others are waiting for you. Come on!

Eddy: (grunts) Okay, fine! You ruined the moment. And after that, I really need to talk to you and Ed.

(Eddy and Marissa follow Edd and Tony to the arcade and meet up with Ed, Jake, and Verity.)

Jake: Oh, good. You found Eddy and Marissa. Where were you, guys?

Eddy: We were riding the carousel, and then we took some photos at the photo booth.

Jake: I see. Well, the gang's all here, so... let's play some games.

The Eds: Yeah!

(The scene cuts to a montage of the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony playing video games at the arcade. The song, "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra, plays during the montage. The scene cuts to an aerial shot of the cul-de-sac in Peach Creek. The scene cuts to Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, and Jonny in the lane. They're having a discussion about the military coming to Peach Creek.)

Kevin: The military is coming to invade the cul-de-sac. What are we going to do?

Nazz: We have to find the Eds! They know something that we don't.

Rolf: But where are the Ed boys? Rolf wants to know where they are.

Jonny: I don't know, Rolf. (turns to Plank) Where could they be, Plank?

(The scene fades to black.)

Part 11: Saying Goodbye to the Cul-de-Sac Kids
(The scene fades to Sarah in her room. She's sitting on her bed and looking down at the floor. She misses Ed. She hears someone knocking on her door.)

Sarah: Come in.

(Jimmy opens the door and enters Sarah's room.)

Sarah: Oh. Hey, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Hi, Sarah. What's the matter?

Sarah: I miss Ed.

Jimmy: What do you mean you miss him? I thought you didn't like him.

Sarah: I know, but I'm also gonna miss him when we leave Peach Creek for Briarwood Prep.

Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Sarah: We've known each other since we were little kids. Now we're all going our separate ways.

Jimmy: I know. It's gonna be hard for all of us.

Sarah: Yeah.

Jimmy: Well, at least we'll always have the memories of all the good times we had together in the cul-de-sac.

Sarah: Yeah.

Jimmy: You know something? Sarah: What?

Jimmy: We'll always be friends, no matter what happens.

Sarah: That's true. No matter what, we'll always be friends.

(Jimmy and Sarah smile at each other and hug. Just then, Sarah gets a video call from Eddy on her phone. She smiles and answers it.)

Sarah: Hi, Eddy.

Eddy: Hello, Sarah. How are you doing?

Sarah: I'm doing okay. I was thinking about you.

Eddy: I was thinking about you too.

Sarah: Where are you?

Eddy: I'm at this abandoned mall far away from Peach Creek. It's a fantastic place if you ask me. Anyway, I just wanted to say goodbye before you and your friends leave.

Sarah: Yeah, same here.

Eddy: I'm going to miss you.

Sarah: Me too.

Eddy: Goodbye, Sarah.

Sarah: Goodbye, Eddy.

(Eddy and Sarah smile at each other for a few moments before Eddy hangs up. Sarah turns to Jimmy.)

Sarah: Jimmy, I have an idea.

(The scene cuts to the mall where the Eds decide to invite Kevin, Rolf, Jonny, and Nazz to the group chat just to say goodbye to them.)

Eddy: Now, we'll call Kevin, Rolf, Jonny, and Nazz.

(Eddy takes out his phone and starts a video call. Then, he invites Kevin, Rolf, Jonny, and Nazz to it.)

Eddy: Hey, guys. It's me, Eddy.

(Ed and Edd appear on the video call.)

Eddy: Oh, and there's Ed and Double D.

Edd: Greetings.

Ed: Hello!

Kevin: What do you want, dorks?

Eddy: Well, I just wanted to say goodbye before we all go our separate ways.

Kevin: Oh, right! You three are staying in Peach Creek. We're going to miss you, dorks.

Eddy: Yeah. We'll miss you too. So, I guess this is goodbye.

Kevin: Yeah, I guess it is. Goodbye, dorks.

(The scene cuts to Rolf and Jonny who are also in the group chat.)

Rolf: Goodbye, Ed boys.

Jonny: Goodbye, Eds.

(The scene then cuts to Nazz who is also in the group chat.)

Nazz: Goodbye, Eds. I'm going to miss you guys.

(The Eds smile at each other before Eddy ends the call.)

Eddy: Well, that's done and over with. Let's move out.

(So, the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony leave the abandoned mall and continue their journey to Tombanus. The scene cuts to the military agents at the junkyard. Two of them inspect the Eds' roller coaster, Requiem for a Whiplash.)

Military Agent #1: Sir, you might want to take a look at this.

(Colonel Wilson sees the roller coaster in the junkyard.)

Colonel Wilson: What is that thing?

Military Agent #2: It's the roller coaster that some kids built.

Colonel Wilson: And that thing is an abomination.

Military Agent #3: What do you think we should do, sir?

Colonel Wilson: You know what? I don't care. I don't want to spend a single minute in this place. Men, move out! Men?

(Colonel Wilson looks up and sees two military agents at the top of the large pile of junk.)

Colonel Wilson: Hey! Get down from there!

Military Agent #1: (hops onto the shopping cart) But sir, we want to ride on this thing.

Colonel Wilson: I don't care! Just get down from there!

Military Agent #1: (sighs) Fine. Come on, private. Let's go. Private?

(But as the second military agent starts to get onto the shopping cart, he knocks over a step, tripping the wires that hold it back. The cart starts to move onto the ride.)

Military Agent #1: Now you've done it.

Military Agent #2: What?

(The two military agents look down at the ride and gulp in fear.)

Military Agents #1 and #2: Uh oh.

Military Agent #1: I want my MOMMY!

(The ride starts. The two military agents go down the hill full tilt. As they go down the hill, they scream their lungs out. Colonel Wilson gasps in shock when he sees them riding the roller coaster.)

Colonel Wilson: Holy crap!

(The scene then cuts back to the military agents who are now screaming even louder than before. But then, they see a bump on the tracks.)

Military Agents #1 and #2: Uh oh.

(The cart hits the bump and goes off a hill, and the two military agents fall out, screaming. They both land on the boards, and the cart lands on top of them and flips right-side up. The wheels fall off, and the axles spark against the wood. The scene cuts to Colonel Wilson watching the two military agents ride the roller coaster.)

Colonel Wilson: Stop this ride at once!

Military Agent #1: We're trying, sir!

(The two military agents scream as the cart slides into a giant half-cylinder and stops dead. The cylinder tips over and points at the sky. Colonel Wilson rushes over to see them.)

Colonel Wilson: (angrily) What the hell was that?!

(The two military agents look at the Colonel fearfully.)

Military Agent #1: We were just... riding the roller coaster, sir.

Colonel Wilson: (angrily) This is no time for fooling around! Now, get off that cart and help me find the girl!

Military Agents #1 and #2: (fearfully) Yes, sir.

(But then, Colonel Wilson and the two military agents hear a ticking sound, like that of a time bomb.)

Colonel Wilson: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

Military Agents #1 and #2: What?

(A bell rings, and a spring shoots the two military agents skyward. The scene cuts to the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony in the woods. They all look up and see the two military agents flying in the sky.)

Edd: What is that?

Eddy: Are those... military agents?

Marissa: Yes! That's them!

Jake: It looks like they were riding a roller coaster.

Eddy: Okay, I think it's time to go!

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony start running as they continue to find Tombanus. The two military agents fall into the woods and crash onto the ground.)

Military Agents #1 and #2: Ouch.

(The two military agents get up and see the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony running towards the mountains.)

Military Agent #1: Hey, you kids! Stop!

Military Agent #2: Yeah! Stop right there!

(The two military agents start running after the seven kids.)

Part 12: The Woods
(The seven kids are chased by the military agents, but they manage to lose them by going deeper into the woods.)

Eddy: Sockhead, did we lose them?

(Edd looks around and finally realizes that they've lost them after entering the woods.)

Edd: Yep, we lost them.

(Edd finally realizes it's time to tell Ed and Eddy his secret.)

Edd: Ed, Eddy, I have something to tell you.

Ed: Same here.

Eddy: Me too.

(Unable to let each other go first, the Eds decide to say it together.)

The Eds: I think that I'm moving!

(The Eds are shocked that they said it.)

Ed: I think I'm moving to China.

Edd: I think I'm moving to England.

Eddy: Me? Canada. Look, it's getting late. Maybe we should camp out here for the night.

Verity: Sounds like a plan. I have a bunch of camping gear we can use. I know a great place to build up camp. Follow me.

(Verity guides the six to a great campsite. The Eds decide to continue their game while walking.)

Ed: Do you remember the time we did a telethon scam?

Eddy: Oh yeah! I remember that scam!

Marissa: You guys did a telethon?

Edd: Yeah. It was supposed to be a fundraiser to cure Ed's fictitious eyebrow disease. The goal of the scam was to raise $5 via phone calls from viewers. It failed because Jimmy tried to put on a magic act and failed horribly, and the others lost interest. (to Eddy) Remember Ed's stinky cheese?

Ed: Hey! Quit bringing Sheldon into this game!

Jake: Ed, you have a stinky cheese named Sheldon? Nice!

Eddy: Yeah, we were organizing a scam called the Triple-E Frog Jumping Derby. It failed because I couldn't get these two idiots to cooperate.

Edd: That's correct. Ed had his stinky cheese with him, and it stank his jacket and its pockets.

Ed: Stinky hat.

Edd: You'd got a repulsive, fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed.

Ed: Stinky hat.

Edd: Odiferous curd coat.

Ed: Stinky hat.

Edd: Rancid Roquefort wrap!

Ed: Stinky hat!

Edd: PUGNANT PARMESAN POCKET!

Ed: Oh, yeah? STINKY HAT!

Edd: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!!

Ed: STINKY HAT!!

Eddy: ''SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!''

(Ed and Edd clam up and turn to Eddy.)

Eddy: You two need to cooperate more often. Sheesh! Anyway, do you remember Ed's Jewelry Store?

Edd: Oh yeah, we made the jewelry out of gold paint. And Ed accidentally spilled it on his pants.

(Verity arrives at the campsite with the others.)

Verity: Here we are, guys.

(The Eds, Marissa, Jake, and Tony find the place perfect for the night because it's right near the river. They decide to set up camp. Verity grabs some wood for the fire, and they gather around at the campfire.)

Tony: So, tell us, Eds. What else did you remember?

Ed: Well, I remembered when Jimmy plotted revenge on us for giving him a wedgie and ruined Friendship Day by framing us.

Eddy: Oh my god, that day was one of the worst days of my life.

Edd: Um, what about the time you taught Jimmy the art of scamming?

Eddy: Ugh, that one sucked. And the time you became a tough guy by accident, and you two fought in the cafeteria.

Ed: Yeah, that was embarrassing.

Jake: Man, it sounds like you guys have been through a lot.

Eddy: Yeah, but we always try to make the best of it.

Marissa: That's great. I think we can all learn a thing or two from you guys.

Jake: Yeah. You're, like, the most creative people I've ever met. Well, aside from Marissa and Verity.

Marissa: We know. We know.

Edd: Why, I'm flattered.

Eddy: Uh, thanks, I guess.

Tony: You know, I think this camping trip was a great idea.

Verity: I agree. (sighs) It was nice to get away from all the craziness for a bit.

Eddy: Yeah. It sure was.

(The seven friends sit around the campfire, enjoying the peacefulness of the night and the warmth of the fire. They share stories and laughter, and they feel truly free and at peace in the woods. The Eds are happy that they've told each other their secrets, and they know that their friendship will always be strong, no matter where they go.)

Part 13: Eddy and Marissa's Moment
(The scene fades to the tents in the campsite. Eddy sneaks out of his tent and sees Marissa looking at the river. He decides to spend time with her. So, he walks over to her as the song, "True" by Spandau Ballet, starts playing.)

Eddy: Marissa, are you okay?

Marissa: Yeah, I'm just looking at the river. Are the others okay?

Eddy: I'm sure they are.

(Eddy sits besides Marissa as they look at the river.)

Marissa: It's amazing. I can't believe you're moving to Canada.

Eddy: Yeah, it kinda sucks.

Marissa: Can you tell me more of your past?

(Eddy smiles at Marissa.)

Eddy: Okay. We were doing a scam called Triple E Free Driving School. It failed because Sarah rang the bell, and Ed went to take care of her while not letting Jimmy get in the way.

Marissa: So, those two were competing who's the best caretaker, huh? What happened to the scam anyway?

Eddy: Well, Jimmy becomes Double D's caretaker when he's sick. So, I decided to bail on the scam and watch TV.

(Marissa smiles and laughs a bit.)

Marissa: What else?

Eddy: Well, there was this one time Sarah trusted Ed with her allowance money to purchase some fudge for her and Jimmy. But instead, he ended up buying jawbreakers due to my interference. I made a scam called Wedgies.

Marissa: Wedgies?

Eddy: Yeah. But then, I was hanging from a tree branch by my underwear. I got smacked in the chin with a teeter-totter, sending me flying, for just a penny. One measly penny. I was betrayed. When I convinced them to let me down, they said no.

Marissa: What happened after that?

Eddy: I ignored their apologies for a week and watched TV.

Marissa: Okay. What else?

Eddy: Well, I came up with a scam called Ed's Sea Adventure.

Marissa: Wow. A sea-themed amusement park. How did that fail?

Eddy: Jonny paid in coconuts.

(Marissa smiles at Eddy.)

Marissa: What else is there?

Eddy: Well, we were attending our first school dance. Me and Ed were helping Double D to get ready for the dance by making him practice asking for a dance on a mannequin.

Marissa: You were helping him?

Eddy: Yeah.

Marissa: Aww, that's the nicest thing you've ever done. What else is there?

Eddy: During the winter season, Double D and Jimmy created a safety club to help people avoid injuries, but Jimmy quit to form his own. Before it happened, we made a scam called Eddy's Snow Cone Cannon. By the end of the school day, there was the biggest threat. We were trapped behind icy bars in a cage. My tongue got frozen by that time.

Marissa: What happened?

Eddy: I had to go to the bathroom until I didn't have to go that time.

(Marissa bursts out laughing at Eddy for fun.)

Marissa: Oh my god, you are so funny!

Eddy: Really?

Marissa: Yeah, that one's my favorite. You wet yourself!

(Marissa gives Eddy a kiss, which makes his face turn red in embarrassment.)

Eddy: What was that?

Marissa: Well, it's just that, I actually like you a lot. If you're not moving, wanna go out with me, boyfriend?

(Eddy is shocked that Marissa just called him her boyfriend. So, he ends up smiling.)

Eddy: Sure, we can go out, girlfriend.

(Marissa smiles at Eddy, and they kiss. She removes her crystal necklace from her neck and gives it to Eddy.)

Marissa: Eddy, I want you to hold onto this for me.

Eddy: Really? This crystal's pretty cool.

Marissa: It is. Tombanus holds traces of the aetherium element. I discovered that it's made of the same material.

Eddy: Why're you showing it to me?

Marissa: I want you to hold onto the necklace for me. It's yours.

(Eddy smiles at Marissa and accepts to hold onto the necklace. He puts it in his pocket for safekeeping.)

Eddy: Thanks.

Marissa: I'm gonna get some more wood for the fire.

Eddy: That's okay. Take your time.

(Marissa smiles at Eddy before running off to get some firewood. Eddy smiles at Marissa. He's happy that he got his first kiss from her. However, he feels a bit sleepy and decides to have a rest. So, he gets back into his tent and lies down on his air mattress. He closes his eyes and falls asleep as the scene fades to black.)

Part 14: Eddy's Nightmare/Kidnapped
(The scene fades to Eddy in his room. He's sleeping in his bed. He wakes up and looks at the time on his clock. He realizes that he's late for class over at Peach Creek High. Eddy runs out of his house and goes to school. He enters his classroom and sees Ed and Edd being obedient. Everyone in his class is obedient and on time except for Eddy. They all turn to him, smiling maniacally.)

(During class, Eddy looks outside the window when he sees a plane fly by. By the time class is over, he sits on the school roof when he needs to be alone. Ed and Edd walk over to him. What they don't know is that he's shedding a tear as he's about to sing.)

Eddy: (singing) ♫ When you stub your toe and it hurts you know / Friends are there to help you / When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced / Friends are there to help you / When you're flying low and you're giving a show / Friends are there to help you / When you take off your shoes and your feet stink... PEE-YEW! / Friends are there to help you ♫

(Eddy stops singing and starts crying.)

Edd: Eddy?

(Eddy turns to Ed and Edd. He's shocked that they're starting to remember him.)

Eddy: Ed? Double D?

(Eddy smiles at Ed and Edd when they start to remember him. The scene fades to the Eds walking home to the Cul-De-Sac. They are about to get there when what looks like a giant saw blade falls from the sky. They run into it and fall back onto the ground, dazed. They look up and sit up suddenly. Lightning flashes from the sky as a tornado forms about a rope connected to the saw blade. The camera angle shifts to a wide shot, showing another blade falling in the distance as the first one begins to cut. The second blade then begins cutting the earth. Eddy just stares in shell-shocked horror. Ed begins to remember this dream.)

Ed: I... I remembered this dream...

Eddy: What's happening, Ed?

Ed: (whispering) Aliens.

(Ed and Edd jump across the gorge cut by the saw. Eddy almost makes it until he doesn't. Ed and Edd grasp desperately at the concrete. Eddy holds onto a pipe protruding from the wall.)

Ed: Double D! Look out!

(Edd straightens up and looks around to see what has Eddy so scared. A robotic segmented worm darts around behind him, slowly encircling him. Thankfully, Edd notices it just before it can close upon his throat, and he ducks just in time to escape its grasp. Edd falls off the gorge but holds onto Eddy's legs. Ed is shocked. He moves underneath a metal pole that houses three of the worm-like structures. Just as it seems they will close upon him, they go into a spasm, straightening out and becoming erect, and then plunging into the earth. The camera shifts to show the same thing happening with a second claw. The scene then cuts to Ed and Edd, and the sound of a third attaching itself can be heard. The part on which Ed stands starts to get lifted up. Ed falls off the gorge and grabs onto Edd's legs.)

Eddy: Guys, hold on!

Ed: We're trying, Eddy! We can't hold on!

(The cul-de-sac is lifted out of the ground. As it rises, the pipe begins to break. The Eds can only watch as Eddy's fingers slip, and the pipe breaks. They see the cul-de-sac lifted into the sky and disappear. The Eds scream as they fall into the abyss. The scene cuts to Eddy in his tent waking up from his nightmare.)

Eddy: GAH!

(Eddy takes a deep breath after waking up from his nightmare. He holds up the aetherium and realizes it's glowing. He hears the loud noises coming from the bushes. So, he gets out of his tent and walks into the bushes. Soon, he sees the military capturing Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Toby. Colonel Wilson walks towards them.)

Colonel Wilson: Good work, men. Now, take them to the ship!

(Verity sees Sergeant Mason and looks at her angrily.)

Sergeant Mason: Happy to see me again?

(Eddy watches in horror and surprise as his friends are kidnapped by the military. He's unable to do anything as they are taken away by the soldiers to the airship. It goes up and flies away. Eddy falls to his knees in shock.)

Eddy: What am I going to do?! Oh, my god. I made a promise that I'll keep aetherium safe from Wilson! Oh god. I have to continue traveling to Tombanus and get there fast.

Edd: Eddy?

Eddy: Double D?

(Edd finds Eddy after appearing from the bushes.)

Edd: There you are. Are you okay?

Eddy: I'm fine. Please tell me that you saw...

Edd: Colonel Wilson? I saw. He captured Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Toby. He must've got the aetherium.

Eddy: Actually, I got it. Marissa and I made a promise. Wait. Where's Ed?

(The scene cuts to Ed sleeping in his tent. He's blissfully unaware of the kidnapping of the Eds' four friends. Edd and Eddy go to Ed's tent to wake him up.)

Eddy: Ed! Wake up, stupid! We have to keep going!

(Ed wakes up and sees Edd and Eddy.)

Ed: Huh? What? What's going on?

Edd: Our four friends have been kidnapped by the military, and they're taking them to Tombanus. We have to get there before they do.

Eddy: Yeah! Now come on!

(So, Ed, Edd, and Eddy pack up their camping gear and continue their journey to find Tombanus.)

Part 15: The Journey to Find Tombanus Continues
(The scene fades to the Eds in the woods. They're walking to the mountains. But then, they see something on the river. It's a raft.)

Eddy: Look!

Ed: What's that?

Edd: It's a raft, Ed. Maybe we can use it to sail down the river.

Eddy: There's a town nearby. Maybe someone can help us get to the mountains.

(So, the Eds get on the raft and start sailing down the river. After a while, they see a small village up ahead. They pull the raft up to the shore and get off.)

Eddy: All right, let's go find someone who can help us.

(The Eds enter the village and see an old man sitting outside a house. He looks up and smiles when he sees them.)

Old Man: Hello there! How can I help you?

Eddy: We're looking for a way to get to the mountains. Do you know of any way we can get there?

Old Man: Ah, yes. My daughter will show you the way.

Eddy: I'm sorry. Your daughter?

Old Man: Sure. I'll call her.

(The old man stands up, opens the door, and starts calling his daughter.)

Old Man: Oh, Emily.

(Soon, Emily shows up. She's the old man's hippie daughter.)

Emily: Yes, Daddy?

Old Man: We have company.

Emily: (sees the Eds) Oh! Hey there, dudes. My name's Emily. What are your names?

Ed: I'm Ed.

Edd: I'm Ed also but with two D's.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy. It's nice to meet you, Emily.

Emily: Likewise.

Eddy: Do you know where we could get to the mountains?

Emily: Yeah, you three are going the wrong way!

(The Eds are shocked that Emily knew they're going the wrong way.)

Eddy: Oh, come on!

Emily: But... if you're going to the town, you're probably gonna get a boat to get through the caves. Find a couple of boats at the pier.

Eddy: The pier? Hmmm. Never thought about that. Okay. Thank you.

Emily: You're welcome.

Emily's Father: Stay safe, boys.

Eddy: We will. (to Ed and Edd) Come on, guys. Let's go!

(So, Ed, Edd, and Eddy start heading to the pier. They climb onto the path and head up the stairs to the bridge where they see that they're now very far from Peach Creek.)

Eddy: Wow, I've never been this far from Peach Creek before.

Edd: Same. But we're still very far from the mountains. Wanna take a break from walking and looking at the river?

Eddy: Sure. We can continue playing our game. Do you remember your relationship with May Kanker on Valentine Day?

Edd: Oh yes. I was hit by an arrow, so was she. Thanks to Rolf, we're back to normal. What about your scam to get even with me? You remember Pet the Bunny?

Eddy: That's right. You remember that, Ed. Double D was dressed up as a bunny to get you to stop blubbering.

Ed: Oh yeah. It was right after Rolf took back his animals and you to get back at Double D for having him on your back. What about that time when we tried to break out of school by plane?

Edd: Oh, my goodness. We won't try and break out of high school if we really are staying.

Eddy: Yeah. I remembered Peach Creek Jr. High Tattler.

Ed: Oh yeah! You were Baby Boo-Boo.

Eddy: It's Bobby Blabby, stupid. Don't forget that we lied to Jimmy with the Pet the Unicorn scam.

Edd: And what about that time you competed with Rolf to the most difficult badge ever known?

Eddy: The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge! Oh yeah. Well, we have the best memories here. I knew I should've watched Fast and Furious movies.

Ed: (thinking) There's this Paul guy who did these movies. Did he die?

Edd: Why yes, Paul Walker.

Ed: Well, he likes racing movies.

(Both Edd and Eddy look at Ed in silence and end up laughing at him for his stupidity. After that, they decide to continue walking. After a couple of minutes, they arrive at the pier and find two boats.)

Ed: Hmmm. Which boat should we take?

Eddy: Let's try that boat.

(Eddy points at the boat on the right. It has party materials.)

Eddy: It looks fun.

(The Eds hop onto the boat and have a look around. They walk into a dark room where they see a vampire! The Eds scream in fear.)

Part 16: The Eds Meet Lorcan and Lucy
(The scene cuts to a captain on the boat. He goes below deck when he hears the Eds screaming. Soon, he enters the room where he finds them screaming at the vampire. The Eds stop screaming as they turn around to face the captain. He is actually a fifteen-year-old boy with blue hair, purple eyelids, and green eyes. The captain turns on the lights, revealing that the vampire is actually a statue.)

The Captain: Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me. So, I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.

Eddy: (annoyed) You know we can understand you perfectly, right?

The Captain: Oh really? No disrespect. So, what brings you dudes here to my boat?

Ed: We're going to the mountains.

Eddy: He's right. We want to know if you can follow the light from this crystal. (takes out the crystal)

The Captain: You mean the Mountain of Tombanus?

(The Eds find out that the mountain is the gateway to Tombanus.)

The Eds: Sure.

The Captain: Why didn't you say so? Welcome aboard. Captain Lorcan Darcy, at your service.

Eddy: (shocked) No way! You're the Lorcan Darcy?

Lorcan: The one and only.

Edd: We're huge fans of your talents and skits. We were wondering if you can help us get to the mountain.

Lorcan: You know I will. The easiest way to get there is through the cave. It's a shortcut. We'll leave at sundown.

Edd: Sundown? Really?

Lorcan: That's right. I'll get everything ready for the adventure through the caves. And once you reach the top of the mountain of Tombanus, you might wanna hold up the crystal at sunrise. It'll help get the path there to appear.

Eddy: Got it.

Lorcan: My girlfriend and loyal companion, Lucy Baine, will be taking care of you during your river cruise. She will be your guide and servant.

(The Eds look behind them and see a girl with long blonde hair with red highlights and bright blue eyes. She is wearing a purple dress.)

Lucy: Hi, I'm Lucy Baine. I'll be your guide and servant during your river cruise.

Eddy: Cool!

Lucy: What are your names?

Ed: I'm Ed.

Edd: I'm Ed also but with two D's.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy. It's nice to meet you, Lorcan and Lucy.

Lorcan: It's nice to meet you too. Now, let's get going! I'll start the boat.

(The Eds and Lucy sit on the couch in the cargo hold while Lorcan goes above deck to the bridge. He starts the engine, and the boat sails away from the village. The Eds have started their journey to the Mountain of Tombanus. The sun has set, the moon has risen, the stars appear, and the sky turns deep navy blue. The scene cuts back to the Eds and Lucy in the cargo hold. The song, "Drive" by Incubus, plays during the scene.)

Eddy: You know, this reminds me of the creek cruise idea we did.

Edd: Oh yeah, it was fun. Until the Kankers became pirates.

Lucy: You make scams?

Eddy: Sure, we do. We make them for money.

Edd: And we use that money to buy jawbreakers.

Lucy: Interesting.

Eddy: Yeah, but they never seem to work out.

Lucy: Don't worry. I'm sure this adventure will be different.

(The Eds and Lucy smile as the boat sails off into the night. The song stops playing as the scene fades to the boat sailing down the river at night. Eddy goes above deck where he sees Lorcan preparing to head into the cave.)

Eddy: Hey, Lorcan. Do you need any help up there?

Lorcan: Actually, you can help ring the bell when we reach the mountains.

Eddy: I'm on it.

(Eddy smiles and walks up to the bridge on Lorcan's side.)

Lorcan: Lucy told me you created scams and are playing your memory game with Ed and... Double D, is it?

Eddy: Oh, yeah. We're currently remembering our pasts. You see, back in junior high, Ed beat Double D in a spelling bee, and I got an idea for a new scam called Egghead Ed. It failed because the kids got F's.

Lorcan: Whoa, dude. That's awesome. What else is there?

Eddy: We had this idea about this scam in the cafeteria called Moon Rocks. It was chewed-up chewing gum covered in blue paint. And one time, me and Ed raced against Double D to the Cul-De-Sac for our report cards before our parents saw them. They were not happy. And finally, we made the scam called Find Out Your Hat Size.

Lorcan: What happened?

Eddy: Jimmy got all enough money before us because of his ice pops.

Lorcan: I love a ice pop.

Eddy: Really? Yeah.

(Lorcan stops the engine as the boat approaches the cave. He sees it through the windshield and takes a deep breath. Lucy, Ed, and Double D see him.)

Lucy: Babe, are you okay?

Lorcan: Yeah, we need more steam. Ed, Double D, can you both go down to the furnace and burn the logs?

Ed: Okay!

Edd: Sure, Lorcan.

(Both Ed and Edd arrive at the furnace to burn the logs and get more steam, enough for the boat to get through the cave. They continue to burn the logs as it's all enough for the boat to go through.)

Lucy: That's it! Eddy, ring the bell.

(Eddy smiles and rings the bell. Lorcan turns the engine back on, and the boat heads through the cave at a cliffside. It's fast enough to get through. Ed and Edd go back above deck to see the light at the end of the tunnel. The crystal on Eddy's hand glows brighter and brighter as the Eds get closer and closer to the Mountain of Tombanus.)

Eddy: We're getting close.

(The boat sails out of the tunnel and reaches the other side. Soon, it stops at the bottom of the mountain.)

Lucy: And that concludes our tour. Make sure you three boys leave a like on our Darcy-Baine Boat Tour page on social media.

Lorcan: Okay, fellas. This is your stop. Everybody off. I know we're two hours early before sunrise, but you can make it to the top on your own.

(The Eds disembark the boat. They turn to Lorcan and Lucy.)

Lorcan: You three don't mind waiting until the sunrise?

Edd: Of course we will. Thank you for the ride, Lorcan and Lucy.

Ed: Yeah, thanks!

Eddy: Thank you!

Lorcan: You're welcome, Ed, Edd, and Eddy. I hope you find what you're looking for. Bye, friends.

Ed: Bye bye!

Edd: Goodbye!

Eddy: Bye!

(The boat turns around and sails away. The Eds walk towards the mountain and find a path to the top. They walk up to the summit in time before the sunrise.)

Edd: Well, this is it. We found it.

Eddy: Alright, we made it before Wilson did. Since it's about 4 in the morning, wanna continue our game?

Edd: Okay. Do you remember the time we did Reverse Psychology?

Eddy: Oh, yeah! I remember. It ended pretty badly, Double D. And remember the time we snuck into Sarah and Jimmy's Rich Club and did Ed's Peek into the Future scam?

Ed: What about the time I ate my own video camera when we were trying to make a home movie?

Eddy: Ed! Wait, whatever happened to that camera?

Edd: I think Rolf took it, actually. And remember that time you made a rumor about your brother returning home?

Eddy: That was before you guys discovered his true colors.

Ed: Ooh! Ooh! Remember that time I became a monster?

Edd and Eddy: Oh yeah!

Eddy: Let's not forget that you had a fear of Jonny.

Edd: And what about the time I tried to turn you two into polite people?

Ed: And the time we saw Eddy's brother's bedroom? And here's my personal favorite. Remember the time you had a zit on your head?

Eddy: I'll hit you if you mention that again. Blame Rolf for shrinking my head! And remember that time when we saw a floating red balloon? I was tempted to pop it.

Edd: You're right, Eddy. You were. Let's not forget our Halloween adventure to find a fake town called Spook-E-Ville.

Eddy: My brother's a jerk, that's what he is.

Ed: What about Plank's Arbor Day party and your school photo from Picture Day?

Eddy: Blame Kevin for that!

Edd: I remember the scam on the night before the first day back to school, Ed's Watertime Fun Park, and the graffiti that says Eddy is a no-neck chump. Or shall I say Carl, or Hugo, or even Suzette?

(Eddy was shocked that it was Edd who wrote the graffiti on the wall.)

Eddy: It was you!

Edd: Yep.

(The Eds smile at each other.)

Eddy: See? We had a lot of brilliant adventures throughout the years together.

Edd: That's right. It's a shame actually.

Ed: And it's probably going to end. I'm glad that we told each other our secrets.

Edd: Hey. No matter how far we are going to be, we will always be best friends.

Eddy: And we always will be. And we're more than best friends, we're brothers.

(Just then, the sun's about to rise, and the crystal's glowing brighter and brighter. Eddy holds up the crystal, and the path appears. The Eds smile as they walk up the path. Eventually, they find themselves in Tombanus, the floating castle in the sky.)

Eddy: Wow...

Edd: Fellows, it appears that we have officially found it. We have found Tombanus!

(The Eds smile and cheer together that they've found the floating castle in the sky.)

Eddy: Man, I wonder... shall we have a look around? Do a little exploring?

Edd: Of course. We got here before the military did. Let's have a look around.

Part 17: The Eds Exploring in the Castle/The Eds to the Rescue
(The scene cuts to the Eds looking around the place where they find plants and animals thriving in the ruins of the castle, which surround a huge tree.)

Edd: Amazing.

Eddy: It really is.

Edd: Tell me, Eddy. Back in the woods, what happened before Marissa gave you the crystal?

Eddy: Well, I got this feeling that she and I are a couple.

Edd: Really? What about you and Nazz?

Eddy: I didn't see the spark. And me and Lee Kanker, she and I are cool. She's a friend of mine.

Edd: Oh, okay. Do you remember about when the power was out, and Ed thought about the underground mole mutants?

Eddy: Yeah, it's pretty insane. And Ed went on about the sky falling. I also had this dream one time about me being an old man.

Edd: What about that boomerang we encountered that one time? The one that caused our personalities to switch?

Eddy: I don't know. And what about Smileyville? The scam we made to cheer up Jimmy?

Edd: Until Ed spent it on a rocket ride. You remember the Eddy's Deluxe Tour Line you did with Plank's parents, right? He forgives you for that.

Eddy: I know.

Edd: So, you and Marissa... Um, you two should be a good couple.

Eddy: Thanks, Sockhead.

Ed: Eddy! Double D! They're here! The military agents are here! They got our friends.

(The Eds run out to see the military soldiers entering the kingdom. They find Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony being captured, tied up and gagged.)

Eddy: Okay, guys. We have to find the Statue of Morality before they do. But first, we need to rescue them. Let's move!

Ed: You got it, Eddy!

Edd: Will do.

(So, the Eds hide behind a wall and wait for the guards to enter the treasure chamber and find the treasure. Once the soldiers are gone, Ed, Edd, and Eddy walk towards Marissa, Jake, Tony, and Verity and try to find a way to free them from the military's bondage. After a few minutes of searching, Eddy finds a key and unlocks the handcuffs of the group. Then, he unties the ropes that restrain them and ungags them.)

Marissa: Thank you so much for rescuing us!

Jake: Yes, thank you. We thought we were done for!

Ed: No problem! We're just glad we could help.

Verity: We owe you, Eds.

Eddy: I don't know about you, but I'm ready to find Wilson and kick his butt!

Marissa: Eddy, listen to me. While we were captured, I saw the carvings on the wall of a warrior protecting my great-great-great grandmother, and that warrior was you.

Eddy: Me?

Tony: It's true, Eddy. But... we need to get out of here.

Eddy: Okay, let's go.

(The Eds and their friends prepare to make their way out of the castle until Eddy finds the treasure.)

Eddy: Hey, guys, look!

(Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony see the treasure as well.)

Eddy: We found the treasure! It does exist.

Marissa: Yep, and it's all yours to take.

(Unfortunately, the moment is short-lived when Colonel Wilson and Sergeant Mason enter the treasure chamber and see the Eds and their friends looking at the treasure. Colonel Wilson aims his gun at them.)

Colonel Wilson: Not so fast, treasure raiders.

Eddy: (gasps) The military! I should have known.

Colonel Wilson: You should have known better. So, you've found the treasure for me, huh? Thank you, but here's the catch. The treasure is mine to take, and you can't have it. (laughs evilly)

Eddy: (gets angry) You greedy moron!

Colonel Wilson: Sergeant, take these idiots away.

Sergeant Mason: Yes, sir.

(Sergeant Mason walks slowly towards the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony. She's about to kidnap them. But then, Eddy notices a secret lever on the wall.)

Eddy: Wait! I think I found a way out of this. (pulls the lever)

(Suddenly, the walls start to shake, and the ground starts to rumble. A hidden door opens, and Ed, Edd, Eddy, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony quickly run through it before Sergeant Mason can grab them. The door closes, leaving Colonel Wilson and Sergeant Mason behind, fuming in anger.)

Colonel Wilson: Blast it! They got away!

(The Eds and their friends escape to safety. After a few minutes, they eventually make it out of the castle. Then, they go down the stairway to the bottom of the mountain. They make it down there safe and sound. As the sun rises, they look out to the horizon and see the city of Tombanus in the distance. They smile, knowing that they found the treasure of Tombanus.)

Eddy: We did it! We found the treasure!

Ed: Yeah! We did it!

(Eddy opens his bag, revealing the gold coins inside it.)

Marissa: Oh, wow! You actually got the treasure.

Eddy: Yep, we sure did. Not only that, but we also rescued you guys!

Edd: Indeed we did! Our journey to find Tombanus was a success!

Marissa: Quick! We have to get to the Statue of Morality.

Eddy: Yes! But how?

(But then, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony see the stairs that could lead them downstairs to the statue. They all look at each other.)

Eddy: Come on, let's go. We have to find the Statue of Morality before he and his army do.

(So, the Eds and their friends start heading downstairs to the Statue of Morality. The scene cuts back to Colonel Wilson and Sergeant Mason. They're still trapped in the treasure chamber.)

Colonel Wilson: Grrr! Those idiots got away! At least there's still some treasure left to take. Then, we'll find the Statue of Morality and take over the world! (laughs evilly)

(Everything fades away to black, save for Colonel Wilson's eyes. They stay still for three seconds before fading away as well.)

Part 18: The Statue of Morality/Eddy's First Battle Against Colonel Wilson
(The scene fades to the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony walking downstairs to the Statue of Morality.)

Edd: Okay, tell us more. What is Colonel Wilson's plan?

Marissa: He wants to use the crystal to control this lost city of Tombanus, take power over it, and conquer the world. The Statue of Morality is somewhere down here. I know one spell that can stop Colonel Wilson. We must use the spell to destroy Tombanus rather than let Wilson take control of it.

Jake: Will it work?

Marissa: I hope so.

Verity: Okay, because I don't want the sergeant to capture me.

Eddy: Wait. You know her?

Verity: Yes.

Eddy: How long have you known her?

Verity: Since forever. She's my mom.

The Eds: What?!

Edd: Sergeant Mason is your mother?

Verity: Yes.

Tony: But why didn't you tell us?

Verity: I didn't want to worry you. I knew she wouldn't hurt me.

(The Eds, Jake, and Tony all look at each other in shock.)

Edd: Alright, I think it's time we find this Statue of Morality.

(They all agree and begin searching for the statue. After a few minutes, they finally find it. It is an ancient stone statue of a woman holding a book and a staff.)

Edd: Alright, let's get to work.

(Marissa begins chanting a spell, and the statue begins to glow. She finishes the spell, and the statue shatters, revealing a large crystal.)

Edd: Wow, it's beautiful.

Marissa: This crystal is the key to defeating Colonel Wilson. We must use it to cast a spell that will destroy Tombanus and stop him from taking control of it.

(They all agree and begin to work on the spell. Along the way, Eddy looks at the carvings on the wall. It's an illustration of Marissa's great-great-great grandmother being helped by a warrior. He realizes that Marissa was right. The warrior who aids her ancestor was him. Eddy must make a choice. He must either sacrifice himself by taking on Colonel Wilson so that he and his friends can focus on the spell and protect his new girlfriend or let Colonel Wilson take full control of Tombanus and the world. He finds a crystal shard and decides to use it for what he must do. He grabs it and shows it to the others.)

Eddy: Guys, I know what I must do.

Jake: What is it, Eddy?

Eddy: I'm going to take on Colonel Wilson. I'm going to be the one to sacrifice myself so that you guys can focus on the spell and protect Marissa.

(Ed, Edd, Jake, Tony, Marissa, and Verity look at each other in shock. They all know that Eddy is right. He is the only one who can save them all. After a few moments of silence, they all agree. Eddy smiles and looks at the crystal shard in his hands. He knows that it will be enough to protect them all. He takes a deep breath and turns to the others.)

Eddy: Alright, let's do this.

(The scene fades to the group standing outside the ruined city of Tombanus. They see Colonel Wilson and his army marching towards them. Eddy steps forward and holds the crystal shard up in the air.)

Eddy: I'm the one you want, Colonel Wilson! Come and get me if you can!

(Colonel Wilson and his army stop in surprise. They stare in awe at the courage of the Eds, Jake, Tony, Marissa, and Verity. Colonel Wilson takes a step forward and aims his gun at Eddy.)

Colonel Wilson: With pleasure.

Eddy: Guys, make a run for it. I'll deal with him.

(Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony run away as Eddy uses the power of the crystal shard he holds to generate a forcefield, which he uses to defend himself from Wilson's bullets. Wilson is unable to break through the forcefield.)

Colonel Wilson: What the heck?

Eddy: Ha! You can't touch me, Colonel Wilson! I've brought this crystal shard with a built-in forcefield!

Colonel Wilson: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. Men, attack!

Military Agents: Yes, sir.

(The military agents prepare their weapons and aim them at Eddy. The scene cuts to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle from a safe distance. While it's going on, Ed and Edd keep remembering the old times with Eddy together.)

Edd: So, Ed, shall we continue playing our memory game while Eddy risks his life defending us?

Ed: Okay! Do you remember the time Jonny became Captain Melonhead, his superhero alter-ego?

Edd: Of course! That was hilarious!

(The scene cuts back to Eddy, who is surrounded by military agents. He stands his ground and holds the crystal shard up in the air. He knows that it is his only chance of defeating Colonel Wilson and his army. He closes his eyes and begins to chant a spell.)

Eddy: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect me and my friends!

(Suddenly, a bright light surrounds Eddy and the crystal shard. The light starts growing stronger. The scene cuts back to Ed and Edd playing their memory game.)

Ed: And that one time Captain Melonhead fought against Eddy's supervillain alter-ego, Professor Scam?

Edd: Why, yes. I remember that.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy, who is now surrounded by a powerful forcefield that is slowly but surely repelling Colonel Wilson and his army. The forcefield is so strong that it can even push back a tank.)

Colonel Wilson: What's happening!?!

(The scene cuts back to Ed and Edd playing their memory game.)

Ed: And do you also remember the time Eddy got cursed by a telephone that cursed Rolf and his family long ago?

Edd: (groans) For the last time, Ed, telephones aren't CURSED! There's no such thing as a cursed telephone. Enough said.

Ed: Oh. Okay. Hey, Double D.

Edd: Yes?

Ed: Do you still have your medical textbook?

Edd: You mean the Encyclopedia of Obscure Diseases? Of course I do, silly. It's on the bookshelf in my bedroom with all the other books.

Ed: Huh. I see. I don't know anything about... you know.

Edd: Not to worry, Ed. High school is right around the corner. We'll get there soon. I promise.

Ed: Okay. Thanks.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy, who is still surrounded by the powerful forcefield. He is slowly pushing back Colonel Wilson and his army. The song, "Back in Black" by AC/DC, plays during the battle.)

Military Agent #1: The forcefield... It's too strong. I think... now... is a good time... to... RETREAT!

(The first military agent retreats.)

Military Agent #2: Yeah. I shall retreat as well.

(The second military agent retreats. Soon, one by one, the military agents begin to retreat. Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watch in awe as Eddy's forcefield continues to protect them all.)

Edd: (in awe) Wow! Eddy's trying to defend us.

Ed: I know. Let's get back to our memory game.

Edd: Alright, then. Your turn.

Ed: Okay. Do you remember that one time Eddy ran against Plank to see who should be elected as king of the Cul-de-Sac?

Edd: Oh, I remember that one. Plank won the election by a landslide, Eddy lost the election, and you voted for a cookie.

Ed: Yeah. That was a fun time. (pauses) Double D?

Edd: Yes?

Ed: I'm proud of Eddy.

Edd: So am I, Ed. So am I. Okay. What else do you remember, Ed?

Ed: Well, I remember when you, Eddy, and I started Ed Co., a business company.

Edd: Of course I remember that. It failed because the workers realized they weren't paid enough. So, they quit. And it was a real shame too.

Ed: Yeah, it was. What about that replica of the Statue of Liberty that we did with Eddy or that wishing well?

Edd: Oh. Um, well, I think I destroyed that Lady Liberty replica by accident. As for that wishing well, after getting two quarters from Sarah and Jimmy, that scam was abandoned in favor of a sumo wrestling scam that Eddy came up with.

Ed: Oh, I remember that one.

Edd: So do I. In that scam, Eddy turned Jimmy into a sumo wrestler. However, that scam failed because we had no way to get to Japan. So, to summarize what I said, all three of those scams failed.

Ed: Oh. I see.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy, who is still surrounded by the forcefield. He holds the crystal shard up in the air.)

Eddy: Your time has come, Wilson! You'll never touch me as long as I have this crystal shard with a built-in forcefield.

(The scene cuts to Colonel Wilson and his army.)

Colonel Wilson: Oh yeah? Well, I have one of my own.

(Colonel Wilson reaches into his pocket and takes out a crystal shard of his own. He holds it up in the air and possesses power of his own due to his evil acts. The scene cuts to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle. Tony is shocked that Colonel Wilson has a crystal shard of his own.)

Tony: Oh boy. He has that shard when we arrived!

Marissa: I know. We must act quickly.

Edd: We must create a spell that will nullify the power of his crystal shard.

Marissa: Right. We must act quickly.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy and Colonel Wilson, who are both surrounded by their own forcefields. Colonel Wilson's forcefield is starting to overpower Eddy's. Eddy knows that he must act quickly or else Colonel Wilson will take control of Tombanus and the world. He takes a deep breath and begins to chant a spell.)

Eddy: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect us from the evil one!

(Suddenly, a bright light surrounds Eddy and the crystal shard. The light starts growing stronger and stronger. The scene cuts to Ed and Edd, who are still playing their memory game.)

Ed: Hey, Double D.

Edd: Yes?

Ed: Do you remember the time you, Eddy, and I ran away from the belly button eater and the time we helped Eddy find his missing magazines?

Edd: Why, yes, Ed. Not only that, but I also remember the time you, Eddy, and I formed a band to impress Nazz.

Ed: Cool!

Edd: But wait. There's more. I also remember the time Eddy waged a war on Kevin.

Ed: Oh yeah. That was the best.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy and Colonel Wilson. The light from Eddy's crystal shard is now so strong that it is pushing back Colonel Wilson's forcefield. Colonel Wilson is slowly being pushed back, and his army is retreating. Eddy is starting to win the battle.)

Colonel Wilson: This can't be happening! Retreat! Retreat!

(Colonel Wilson and his army retreat in panic. The scene cuts to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle. They are all in awe of Eddy's courage and strength. The scene cuts back to Eddy, who is now alone in the ruins of Tombanus. He drops the crystal shard and takes a deep breath. He looks up at the sky and smiles. He knows that he has saved the day.)

Eddy: I did it. I saved the day.

(The scene fades to black.)

Part 19: Eddy's Second Battle Against Colonel Wilson
(The scene fades to the airship at Tombanus. The airship is parked near the ruined castle. The scene fades to Colonel Wilson in his quarters. He's being taken care of by a nurse.)

Colonel Wilson: Well, I lost one battle. But perhaps I'll win the next one. I still want that crystal.

(The scene fades to Ed, Edd, Eddy, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony at the bottom of the mountain. They're getting ready for the next battle.)

Marissa: Well, Eddy, you won the first battle. The second one is about to get harder. So, get ready, guys. Things are about to get crazy.

(The camera pans to Ed and Edd playing their memory game.)

Edd: Hey, Ed.

Ed: Yes, Double D?

Edd: Do you remember that exotic pet shop idea we did?

Ed: Oh, I remember that one. It was fun.

Edd: And the time Eddy and I busted you out?

Ed: All because I was grounded by my parents? Of course you did.

Edd: And the time you tried your hand at creating a scam by reenacting a curse from a story in your comic book?

Ed: Oh, that one. I almost got away with it.

(The scene fades to the top of the mountain where Colonel Wilson and his men are waiting. They're all wearing jetpacks, ready for the next battle.)

Colonel Wilson: Alright men, this time we'll be ready for that Eddy character. He won't stand a chance against us! Onward, men!

(Colonel Wilson and his men use their jetpacks and fly down to the bottom of the mountain. Ed, Edd, Eddy, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony look up and see them. Colonel Wilson and his men land gently on the ground and walk slowly towards the Eds and their friends. They prepare for battle. Marissa takes out her blaster and aims it at Colonel Wilson. Eddy looks determined, ready for a fight.)

Eddy: Alright, here we go. Stand back, everyone. I'll face him alone.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson walk slowly towards each other.)

Eddy: So, are you ready for a rematch?

Colonel Wilson: I'm more than ready.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson circle around each other, sizing each other up. Eddy takes a deep breath and gets into a fighting stance. Colonel Wilson charges Eddy with a punch. Eddy dodges it and retaliates with a punch of his own. The two keep trading blows back and forth, each one getting stronger and faster. The scene cuts to Ed and Edd playing their memory game.)

Edd: Hey, Ed.

Ed: Yes, Double D?

Edd: Do you remember the time you, Eddy, and I got stuck in Jonny's wall in his house, and we told him a bedtime story?

Ed: What story?

Edd: The one with the jawbreaker bank? Don't you remember that?

Ed: Oh, yeah. I remember that. Eddy told the story from his perspective, you told it from your perspective, and I told it from my perspective. It was fun.

Edd: Indeed, it was. What about the hot air balloon service idea we did, or the fake sticky notes you and Eddy gave me to do, or the Old World Village we created for Rolf? Do you remember any of that?

Ed: I remember that as well.

Edd: And do you remember the time Eddy tried to injure himself on purpose?

Ed: That wasn't too good.

Edd: No, Ed. It wasn't. It was quite foolish.

Ed: Yeah. What about the time we went to the beach with Eddy? Do you remember that?

Edd: Actually, Ed, it's a swimming hole. But yes, I remember that. It turned out to be painful in the end when we got severely sunburned.

Ed: Yeah, that hurt. How's Eddy doing, by the way?

Edd: Well, it appears that Eddy's still fighting Colonel Wilson. Let's give him a few more minutes, shall we?

Ed: Okay.

(The scene cuts back to Eddy and Colonel Wilson fighting each other. Soon, they both back away, exhausted. Colonel Wilson takes out a small crystal shard from his pocket.)

Colonel Wilson: This is what I'm after. (holds the crystal shard up in the air) The crystal of power.

(The crystal shard shines a bright light, surrounding it and Colonel Wilson. Soon, he's surrounded by a red forcefield.)

Eddy: (sighs) This again? Okay.

(Eddy takes out his crystal shard and holds it up in the air. He closes his eyes and begins to chant a spell.)

Eddy: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect me and my friends!

(The crystal shard shines a bright light, surrounding it and Eddy. Soon, he's surrounded by a blue forcefield.)

Eddy: Okay. Let's do this.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson fight each other with their crystal shards as the song, "November Rain" by Guns and Roses, starts playing. The scene cuts to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle.)

Edd: Eddy, is there anything else you remember?

(The scene cuts to Eddy and Colonel Wilson fighting each other with their crystal shards.)

Eddy: (to Ed and Edd) I remember the time when Jonny annoyed so many people. I also remember so many other scams we did like Ed's Quick Repair Service, or Ed's Sea Ranch, or Taco Ed's Mexican Cuisine, or even that Jawbreaker Satellite.

(The scene cuts back to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle. Eddy and Colonel Wilson continue to fight each other with their crystal shards.)

Eddy: (to Ed and Edd) I also remember that time when we found a key and tried to find out what it unlocks. We tried using it on Jimmy's retainer, Rolf's cow's udder, a manhole cover, a fire hydrant, Rolf's accordion case, and Kevin's bike lock. But it turns out that the key actually belongs to you, Ed.

Ed: That's right. I use the key to open all the doors in my house, including my back door.

Eddy: And don't get me started on the Kanker sisters. They took your key and used it against us. They locked our feet in stocks and gave us footsies. It was horrible.

Ed: I liked it.

Eddy: Okay, guys. Shut up and let me concentrate.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson continue fighting each other with their crystal shards. They both eventually get exhausted. Colonel Wilson starts to retreat.)

Colonel Wilson: That's enough! I'm out of here!

(Colonel Wilson flies away on his jetpack. Eddy looks relieved and falls to the ground, exhausted. The scene fades to later, when Ed, Edd, and Eddy are setting up camp in the woods. Eddy is still exhausted from the battle. Verity and Marissa are tending to him.)

Marissa: Are you okay, Eddy?

Eddy: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a bit tired.

Verity: Here, take this. (hands Eddy a bottle of water) It'll help you recover.

Eddy: Thanks.

(Eddy opens the bottle and drinks some water.)

Edd: While we're taking a break, shall we continue with our memory game?

Eddy: Okay. Do you know what else I remember?

Ed and Edd: What?

Eddy: I remember the time when Nazz came to my house. I thought it was a date. But it turned out that she was babysitting me while my parents were out. It was embarrassing.

(Eddy takes a deep breath and smiles.)

Edd: Are you okay, Eddy?

Eddy: Never better.

(The scene fades to later, when the group is asleep in their tents. The sun rises, signaling the start of a new day. Ed, Edd, and Eddy come out of their tents.)

Eddy: Morning, guys.

Ed and Edd: Good morning, Eddy.

Eddy: Do you want to continue playing our memory game?

Edd: Sure. You go ahead.

Eddy: Okay. Well, I remember the time when we did the service station scam. It failed because I crashed Rolf's tractor into his house.

Ed: Ouch. I wonder if Jib could come over and visit us.

Eddy: (hits Ed on the head with a mallet) The less said about him, the better. Now, come on. We have to get ready for the third battle.

(So, the Eds head to the mountain once again to prepare for the third battle.)

Part 20: Eddy's Final Battle Against Colonel Wilson/Marissa Defeats Colonel Wilson/Destroying Tombanus
(The scene fades to Ed, Edd, Eddy, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony at the bottom of the mountain. They're getting ready for the next battle.)

Marissa: Well, Eddy, you won two battles. The third one is about to get more complicated. Good luck, my love. (kisses Eddy on the cheek)

Eddy: Thanks, Marissa. (turns to Ed and Edd) Do you remember my rocket car?

Ed: What happened to it?

Edd: We decided to scrap it and dump it in the junkyard with all of our other failed scams.

Ed: Oh. I see.

Eddy: And do you remember the time I tricked you into thinking that Double D was a lizard man, Ed?

Edd: Humorous indeed.

Eddy: And the time we got locked out of the house by Sarah just because we wanted to watch an eight-hour monster movie marathon? We could have frozen to death. No, wait. We could have starved and then frozen to death or worse.

Ed: Yeah, that was terrible.

Eddy: I also remember that friend store idea we did for Jonny, Double D's House of Import-Exports, the time I lost my voice, and the time we joined the Urban Rangers. Do you remember any of that?

Edd: Of course we did, Eddy. (sees Colonel Wilson and his army approaching) Good lord!

Eddy: What is it? (sees Colonel Wilson and his army approaching) Oh, my gosh! Colonel Wilson is here! (turns to his friends) Stand back, everyone. I'll face him alone.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson walk slowly towards each other.)

Colonel Wilson: You beat me twice. This time, I'm going to defeat you.

Eddy: We'll see about that.

(Eddy takes out his crystal shard and holds it up in the air. He closes his eyes and begins to chant a spell.)

Eddy: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect me and my friends!

(The crystal shard shines a bright light, surrounding it and Eddy. Soon, he's surrounded by a blue forcefield.)

Eddy: Your turn.

(Colonel Wilson takes out his crystal shard and holds it up in the air. He closes his eyes and begins to chant a spell.)

Colonel Wilson: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect me and my army!

(The crystal shard shines a bright light, surrounding it and Colonel Wilson. Soon, he's surrounded by a red forcefield.)

Eddy: Okay. Let's do this.

(Eddy and Colonel Wilson start attacking each other with their crystal shards. They fight their way up to Tombanus while Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony follow them. They watch as Eddy and Colonel Wilson continue to attack each other.)

Ed: Alright!

Edd: Way to go, Eddy!

Marissa: Yeah! You go kick his butt!

(The scene cuts to Eddy and Colonel Wilson fighting each other with their crystal shards. They both eventually get exhausted.)

Colonel Wilson: Ha! You're getting weak. That's good. Now, I'm gonna destroy you for good.

Eddy: Huh? Wait. What are you doing?

(Colonel Wilson uses his crystal shard to destroy Eddy's forcefield. Eddy is left standing there, unprotected.)

Eddy: No!

(Colonel Wilson aims his crystal shard at Eddy and fires a shot at him. Eddy cries out in pain and collapses to the ground.)

Marissa: EDDY!

(Ed and Edd gasp in shock.)

Ed: Eddy!

Edd: Oh, no.

(Marissa, Ed, Edd, Verity, Jake, and Tony rush to Eddy's side. Marissa cradles Eddy's head in her lap.)

Marissa: Eddy, are you okay?

Eddy: (weakly) I'm fine. I just got a little tired.

(Marissa kisses Eddy on the forehead.)

Marissa: I love you, Eddy.

(Eddy smiles weakly and closes his eyes. He's now dead. Colonel Wilson laughs maniacally.)

Colonel Wilson: Yes! I won! The crystal is mine!

(Colonel Wilson laughs evilly as Marissa glares at him.)

Marissa: You! You selfish, greedy, murderous, ruthless brute! I'll never forgive you for this.

(Marissa stands up and takes Eddy's crystal shard. She holds it up in the air and begins to chant a spell.)

Marissa: I call on the power of the crystal shard! Protect me and my friends!

(The crystal shard shines a bright light, surrounding it and Marissa. Soon, she's surrounded by a purple forcefield.)

Marissa: Let's finish this.

(Marissa and Colonel Wilson fight each other with their crystal shards. The scene cuts to Ed, Edd, Verity, Jake, and Tony watching the battle.)

Edd: Oh, dear! This is horrible! We already lost Eddy. We can't lose Marissa too!

Ed: We've got to help her!

Edd: Good idea, Ed. (to Marissa) Marissa, it's time!

Marissa: (turns to Edd) Really?

Edd: Yes! Cast the destruction spell now!

(Marissa stares at Edd for a second. Then, she nods and turns to Colonel Wilson. She holds up her necklace and performs the spell of destruction.)

Marissa: BAI BARIS!

(Marissa successfully casts the spell as the light of her crystal, combined with that of the Statue of Morality and the giant aetherium crystal in the roots of Tombanus's giant tree, blinds Wilson, and he stumbles away as Tombanus begins to fall apart.)

Colonel Wilson: My eyes! I can't see!

Marissa: Hey, Wilson!

(Colonel Wilson turns around and looks at Marissa.)

Marissa: You mess with my friends, you mess with me, bastard!

Colonel Wilson: No...

(Marissa kicks Colonel Wilson off the edge of Tombanus.)

Colonel Wilson: (screaming to his doom) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Ed, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony watch as Colonel Wilson falls to his death.)

Ed: Wow! Marissa did it!

Edd: She sure did. She defeated Colonel Wilson. Incredible.

Ed: I know, right?

Marissa: (panting) I did it. I finally did it.

(Marissa walks up to Eddy's body, kneels down, and takes his hand. She kisses it one last time. Then, she looks up to the sky and smiles.)

Marissa: Goodbye, Eddy, my love. I'll always remember you.

(Marissa stands up and sadly walks away. Suddenly, the ground trembles. She and the others watch as all the man-made structures fall off Tombanus, the giant tree slowly crumbles away, and the aetherium crystal breaks apart. The island is slowly drifting away. Just then, an airship appears flying towards it. The scene cuts to Sergeant Mason driving the airship. She sees the Eds and their friends stranded on the collapsing island, completely helpless. So, she decides to redeem herself by helping the kids. She flies the airship towards them and opens the door.)

Sergeant Mason: Kids, come on! Get on!

(Ed, who's holding Eddy's body, Edd, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony get on the airship just in time to get off Tombanus. Soon, both the island itself and the mountain that serves as the entrance to it are destroyed. What remains of the two is a pile of rubble.)

Part 21: Resurrecting Eddy/A Trip at the Amusement Park
(The scene cuts to the Eds and their friends inside the airship where they see what remains of Tombanus: a huge pile of rubble. Verity turns to Sergeant Mason, surprised that she helped her and her friends.)

Verity: Mom, why did you help us?

Sergeant Mason: I wanted to make things right. Oh, Verity. I've been such a terrible mother to you, trying to force you to go to military academy after you graduated high school. I'm so sorry.

Verity: It's okay. I understand.

Sergeant Mason: No, it's not. I should have been more understanding.

Verity: It's alright, Mom. I forgive you. (hugs Sergeant Mason) See? There's still some good in you. I knew you wouldn't hurt me or my friends.

Sergeant Mason: Thank you, Verity. (turns to Ed, Edd, Marissa, Jake, and Tony) I owe you all an apology. I'm sorry for the way I treated you.

Edd: That's alright. We understand.

Sergeant Mason: I guess I just got a little too caught up in my mission. Can you forgive me?

Edd: Of course, Sergeant Mason. We forgive you.

Sergeant Mason: Thank you.

Edd: (turns to Ed) Ed, do you remember when me and Eddy got the Urban Rangers to rescue you?

Ed: Yes. (cries sadly) Oh, Eddy! I miss him!

Edd: (comforts Ed) There, there. It's alright. Let's continue to remember our past.

Ed: Okay.

Edd: Do you remember that bed store idea we did with Eddy and the time we went through a whole lot of trouble and trading just to get an egg from Rolf?

Ed: Yes. I remember that.

Edd: And all the other scams we did with Eddy like that lawn mowing service scam, the pet boutique scam, the grocery store scam, and the ice cream truck scam?

Ed: Yes.

Edd: What about the time Eddy started a new fad after missing an old one?

Ed: (sighs sadly) I remember that one. But I still miss Eddy.

Edd: Cheer up, Ed. We still have a lot more to remember like the toll moat that we made with Eddy or that stink bomb we assembled with him. And do you remember that wrestling match we did with Eddy, or the time we hypnotized the kids at the cul-de-sac to obey Eddy's every command like giving him their money, or the time we played hide and seek with him, or that life-size dinosaur we created with him?

Ed: Yes.

Edd: And don't get me started on the Cul-de-Sac Calendar. You, Eddy, and I got humiliated by Sarah and Jimmy who photographed us in a compromising position, and we were forced to wear paper bags to avoid unnecessary attention.

Ed: How embarrassing.

Edd: I know. And do you remember that newspaper delivery service scam we did with Eddy?

Ed: Yes.

Edd: Me too. That one failed because many newspapers were delivered improperly. I also remembered the time we started a club with Eddy. Club Ed was the name. The Kankers took over and redesigned it, and then it was destroyed by your monster alter-ego, Edzilla.

Ed: Yeah. I remember that one too. I'm going to miss him.

(Ed sheds a tear as it falls on Eddy's hand. It begins to move due to his memories together with Ed and Edd. Soon, Eddy wakes up. Ed and Edd see him and smile. Eddy is alive.)

Eddy: Hey, guys.

Edd: (tearfully) Hi, Eddy.

Marissa: Eddy!

Toby: You're alright!

Eddy: Verity, Tony, Jake, Marissa!

Jake: You okay, bro?

Eddy: Yeah. Hey, where are we?

(Just then, they hear people screaming, and they run up. Marissa walks up and sees an amusement park. The Eds, Verity, Tony, and Jake follow her and see the park as well. They all smile.)

Eddy: An amusement park? It's Rebel Robot Ranch all over again!

Edd: At least you won't be short for the rides.

Ed: Like you guys help me babysit Jimmy and Sarah?

Eddy: Well, let's enjoy our time together!

(The airship lands near the entrance to the amusement park. The door opens, and the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake and Tony get off the airship.

Eddy: Last one there is a frog!

(Eddy runs up as he enters the park. Marissa smiles and joins him as they race to the entrance to the park with Ed, Verity, Jake, and Edd catching up to them, placing Tony in last place. The scene cuts to a montage that shows the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony enjoying their time at the amusement park and having fun. The song, "Fly Like an Eagle" by Seal (originally by Steve Miller), plays during the montage. The scene cuts back to Sergeant Mason at the airship. She picks up a file of Colonel Wilson and smiles. She's glad that the Eds got rid of Colonel Wilson. She tears up the file and throws it in the trash bin. Sergeant Mason has put herself on a path of redemption.)

Sergeant Mason: I shall never gain something evil ever again.

(Sergeant Mason starts the engine, and the airship flies away. The scene cuts to the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony at the beach. They're enjoying the sunset. They are happy that their search for Tombanus has come to an end.)

Eddy: Well, this is the end of our journey. Hey, Edd.

Edd: I thought you were going to call me by my nickname "Double D", which you gave me.

Eddy: Oh, right. Hey, Double D. Do you remember our scam Ed's Hive-Bee-Gone?

Edd: Oh, yeah. We always get stung by the bees.

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony smile. Toby and Jake get up and prepare to leave.)

Jake: Well, we're off, guys. We're going back home.

Tony: Yeah. I'm going to hand in my research on Tombanus to my professor.

Eddy: I think we'll see each other again.

Jake: I sure hope so. Oh, and one last thing.

(Jake kisses Marissa while Tony kisses Verity. Jake and Tony then run away to the bus station. Marissa gets angry at Jake and shouts at him.)

Marissa: Hey! What did I tell you about kissing me? I'm Eddy's girl!

Eddy: It's true.

Marissa: That's right, Eddy.

(The scene cuts to Jake and Tony at the bus station.)

Tony: You ever gonna tell them we're going to Peach Creek High?

Jake: No way! Are you kidding? I wanted to keep this a surprise.

Tony: Oh. Okay.

(The scene fades to the train station where the Eds, Verity, and Marissa are about to go their separate ways.)

Verity: I'm gonna continue my journey thanks to my mom's support.

Marissa: I think I'm gonna head back home. I'm gonna keep my good suggestions of movie ideas you guys told me. What about you?

Eddy: We think we're going to head back home. We're about to leave Peach Creek for good.

Edd: Yes. I'm moving to England.

Ed: I'm moving to China.

Eddy: And as for me, I'm moving to Canada.

Ed: Yeah.

Eddy: I'll see you around, Marissa.

(Eddy turns around and walks away. But then, he stops, turns around, and walks towards Marissa. She walks towards him and kisses him on the cheek. This prompts Eddy to kiss her on the lips. Marissa blushes and smiles. Then, the two kiss each other on the lips. They're satisfied that they kissed.)

Eddy: Goodbye, Marissa.

Marissa: Goodbye, Eddy.

(Ed and Edd walk over to Eddy. The Eds wave goodbye to Verity and Marissa. Soon, their bus arrives.)

Ed: So long, my friends! We'll miss you!

(Ed, Edd, and Eddy get inside the bus, and it drives away back to Peach Creek.)

Part 22: The Eds Are Here to Stay
(The scene fades to an aerial shot of Peach Creek. The sun is setting. The scene fades to the Eds going to the train station. They're taking the train back home to Peach Creek. Ed and Edd are carrying their suitcases, and Eddy has his backpack. Ed is carrying an ice cream cone in addition to his suitcase. They all look very sad. They're sad that their last adventure is over.)

Edd: Well, this is it. We're finally going home.

Eddy: (sighs) Yeah.

Ed: (eating his ice cream) I don't want to go back, guys.

Eddy: We have to, Ed. We have to get back to our lives.

Edd: We'll always have the memories of our adventures here.

(The train whistle blows. The Eds board the train. Once they're inside, it pulls out of the station. The scene fades to a town near Peach Creek. The train arrives there. The Eds get off and walk back home. Eddy stops to look at the sunset.)

Eddy: Oh, look. The sun is setting.

Edd: Yes, Eddy. It is setting. Are you okay?

Eddy: Yeah. Before we say goodbye, perhaps there's time for just one last game to remember our past.

Edd: Go ahead, Eddy.

Eddy: Hey, Ed. Remember that time when I tutored you to become a sociable person?

Ed: Yeah. I was Ed the Great. I first talked to Jimmy with that ego. I said, "Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?" That was until the Kankers broke in and started to torment me. When I scanned the sheet of cool catchphrases Double D got me, May grabbed it and called me a cheater. They then proceeded to wreck the show, turned me back into a bumbling idiot, and sent us flying into a wheelbarrow full of manure.

Eddy: Yuck! Manure! I hate manure!

Ed: Yeah. The kids left, disgusted. To top it all off, Lee stole your money and left us broke once more.

Edd: You remembered that day?

Ed: I always do. You guys are my best friends.

Eddy: And we always will be, Ed the Great.

Ed: Come to think of it, I still don't know how we remember all of this, even the serial toucher.

Edd: All of that in the very first episode of our first show, the original show that lasted for 10 years from 1999 to 2009. This time is different.

Eddy: I'm going to miss you guys so much.

Edd: We're going to miss you, Eddy.

(The Eds have a tearful goodbye hug as the moon rises. They had had a lot of great years of friendship and ed-ventures. But now, it has come to an end. The Eds continue walking home from their long adventure and have a great trip. They take a shortcut into the woods and get home to Peach Creek quickly.)

Eddy: Well, here we are. The end of an era and the end of our marvelous ed-ventures.

Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials, a TV movie, and a feature-length movie. Like the time when we traveled to find your brother.

(The Eds return to the Cul-De-Sac and return to their respective houses. They all look at each other with a sad look on their faces.)

Eddy: Well, I guess this is goodbye.

Ed and Edd: Yeah.

(The Eds walk towards each other and have another tearful goodbye hug. Then, they split up and enter their houses. The scene cuts to Eddy. He enters his home and returns to his bedroom. What he doesn't know is that the room is completely changed. A couch is where the chair is with a flat-screen TV.)

Eddy: What the?! What's happened to my room?!

(Soon, Eddy's parents, Jessica and Jack, show up.)

Jack: Surprise, kiddo!

Eddy: What's all this, Dad?

Jack: We decided your room needed a little upgrade. It's your new private living room!

Eddy: Where's my room, then?

Jack: You should come with us.

Eddy: Are you sure?

Jack: Positive.

Jessica: Do as your father says.

Eddy: Okay.

(So, Eddy follows his parents to his older brother's bedroom. Jack opens the door and shows the room to Eddy. His stuff is in there.)

Eddy: You moved my stuff into my brother's room?

Jessica: Of course we did. Along with your friends' parents, we had to get you three out of Peach Creek throughout this movie to make some little changes. So, we moved you into your brother's bedroom.

Eddy: I thought we were moving to Canada!

Jack: You thought about that? We're not moving, we're just there while you guys were on a trip.

(Eddy smiles and texts his friends, who are happy as well because they're not moving. The Eds rush outside of their homes and hug each other. They're glad that they're not moving. Soon, Jake, Tony, Marissa, and Verity arrive at the cul-de-sac to see them.)

Jake, Tony, Marissa, and Verity: Surprise!

Edd: I thought you four went home.

Tony: Well, we thought about it. We wanna hang out with our new best friends.

Jake: Yeah. We thought it would be cool that we should stay for high school.

Verity: Yes. My mom told me that I'm allowed to stay here.

Jake: You three made a lot of scams throughout the years. Some that are successful and some that failed.

Tony: And we thought you three could use some help.

Marissa: Especially me, Eddy. You, me, Friday movie night.

Eddy: Okay.

Jake: Dude, you got yourself a girlfriend.

Ed: So, what's the scam? Before high school starts?

Eddy: I have a perfect way to end this movie.

(The scene fades to Kevin riding a skateboard down the lane. He rides up a ramp and flies straight up, to the astonishment of the gathered kids. Kevin picks up his board and scratches his back.)

Kevin: Don't try this at home, kids.

Rolf: This would be impossible, as Rolf would hit the ceiling.

(Kevin comes back down.)

Nazz: He makes it look so easy.

(Kevin rides into an elastic band tied between two spikes in the lane.)

Rolf: Kevin! Assist Rolf!

(Rolf grabs onto Kevin as he sails upwards again.)

Rolf: Tell Rolf the secrets of this prostrate board. (tries to climb onto Kevin's skateboard)

Jonny: Oh boy, Rolf's clueless!

Kevin: Don't sweat it, Rolf. What you don't know won't hurt ya.

(Kevin slams a helmet on Rolf, and he falls into the ramp. Jonny catches the board.)

Jonny: Nice one, Rolf!

Kevin: Decent, to say the least.

(Kevin pulls out his bike and rides down the ramp, skidding to a stop in the lane.)

Jonny: Woohoo!

Nazz: Cool!

Jonny: (jumping on the skateboard) Let's boogie, Plank!

Sarah: Get in line, Jonny!

(Sarah yanks the board away, and Jonny falls into the base of the ramp. She hands the board to a fully padded Jimmy.)

Sarah: It's Jimmy's turn.

Jimmy: You think I'll kick butt, Sarah?

Kevin: (now chugging a soda) Whatever you do, better do it fast, Fluffy, cause those Eds are probably on their way right now to wreck all our fun.

Jonny: I wouldn't count on it.

(The scene flashes back to Jonny getting his head stuck in various places.)

Jonny: (off-screen) This morning, me and Plank here were playing over at the playground and there was no Ed, Edd, or Eddy around! Not at the creek, not at the junkyard, not at the sewer, not at the–

(The scene switches back to reality when Rolf pops up from under Jonny, sending him flying.)

Rolf: Rolf was also perplexed by the lack of Ed-boy buffoonery.

Kevin: Hey Sarah, you seen your bro?

Sarah: (belligerent) No!

Nazz: I haven't see them either.

Jimmy: (breathes out a sigh of relief) I feel as fresh as a spring flower! Come on, people, it's a brand-new day! No Ed, Edd, or Eddy! Hallelujah! Let's go to my house and party! The cookies and milk are on me.

(Jimmy struggles to get down, forcing Sarah to kick the ramp to get him down.)

Jimmy: Sarah, I think I got an owie.

Sarah: It's okay, Jimmy. You're used to it.

(The scene fades to the Cul-de-Sac Kids in Jimmy's backyard. They're playing Pin The Tail on the Eddy.)

Jimmy: Do it, Nazz!

Sarah: Higher! Higher!

(Nazz pins it dead center.)

Sarah: Bullseye!

Jimmy: Right where the sun don't shine.

Jonny: Boy, these cookies sure are stale, huh Plank!

(Rolf and Kevin are by the side of the house. Rolf is plucking the raisins from the cookies.)

Rolf: What know-nothing would dimple the cookie biscuit with the doohickey of a rabbit?

Kevin: Those are raisins, dude.

Rolf: Same thing! (drops some raisins into a bucket)

Kevin: You know they're up to something.

Rolf: The doohickeys?

Kevin: (paranoid) No, man! The Eds.

Rolf: Poppycock! There are no Ed boys today, Kevin. A celebration, I say!

Sarah: I'm with you, brother.

Jonny: I know how you feel, buddy. I wouldn't feed these cookies to a dog! Want a soda? (opens the cooler and looks inside) How the heck did that get in there?

(Jonny prances around the backyard, wearing a monkey mask he found in the cooler.)

Jonny: I'm a monkey! Feed me a peanut feed me a peanut! Look at me! (leaps onto Sarah) You got a monkey on your head! Feed me a peanut! (leaps off)

Sarah: (angry) JONNY, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

Jonny: No peanut? Feed me a banana, 'cause I'm a monkey!

Sarah: (leaps on Jonny) I'll feed you a fist.

Kevin: Hey, where'd you get that? (takes the mask)

Jonny: I found it in the drink cooler.

Kevin: What's a mask doing in a cooler?

Nazz: That's too weird.

Sarah: Big deal. That's just one of my stupid brother's drawings.

Jimmy: People, please! You're giving me a migraine! Let's not forget the party. Cookie, anyone?

(Jimmy reaches into the cookie box and pulls out a glove with fuzz on the back.)

Jimmy: Monkey hand! Get it off! Monkeys smell their fingers!

Rolf: (grabbing the glove) Why has someone glued fluff to this rubber glove? Has the world come to an end?

Kevin: What'd I tell ya? Those dorks are up to no good. Come on, Rolf. Let's find Eddy.

Rolf: (following) A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Jonny: (confused) O–kay. Hey guys, where ya goin?

Sarah: Wake up, willya? Kevin and Rolf are going to look for Eddy. Me, Nazz, and Jimmy are going to my house to find Ed.

Nazz: Why don't you try and find Double D, Jonny?

Jonny: Okey-dokey Nazz! Ain't she sweet, Plank?

Part 23: Chimp World/Ending/Mid-Credits Scene
(The scene fades to Rolf and Kevin looking into Eddy's room. They see no sign of Eddy, only a record spinning on his turntable. The needle on the record is oscillating back and forth, indicating that the record has run its course, and the time of Eddy's disappearance is indeterminable.)

Rolf: No Ed boys, Kevin!

(The scene cuts to Ed's TV in his room. Fish Bowl 2 is shown on the TV screen. Nazz, Sarah, and Jimmy scan Ed's room. Sarah walks by the TV while Nazz pulls out a cushion from the chair and heaves at what lies beneath. On the other side of the room, Jimmy moves a pair of underwear up the wall with a pencil. His face is green as he works at it. Sarah searches the bed and finds nothing at all. Nazz pulls a turkey out of the chair and drops it in a pile of other turkeys she found. The scene cuts to an interior shot of Edd's room. Plank looks through Edd's window. He looks back and forth and finds nothing of interest.)

(The scene fades to Kevin staring at his watch. It is 3:11. It ticks over to 3:12. He and Rolf are standing in the street, waiting for the others to report back their findings.)

Kevin: What's takin' em?

(Rolf does not reply.)

Kevin: I got a bad feeling in my gut about this, Rolf.

Rolf: Shall Rolf rub Kevin's belly with the oils of fermented figs?

Kevin: What?

(Jonny appears with Plank.)

Jonny: Hey, Kevin!

Kevin: Any sign of those losers, Jonny?

Jonny: Nope. (pulls out a bottle cap) But I found this bottle cap! Pretty cool, huh?

Kevin: Yeah, real nice.

(Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz join Kevin, Rolf, and Jonny.)

Sarah: They weren't in Ed's room!

Nazz: Gee, I hope they're okay.

Kevin: Oh, please!

Rolf: Rolf is riddled with guilt over the missing Ed boys!

Jimmy: I have a confession! I've wished for this every birthday. Could it have come true?

Kevin: Gimme a break. This is all part of some stupid scam. They're around here somewhere.

(Kevin moves forward and looks down. There is a banana next to his foot.)

Kevin: Whoa. (picks up the banana)

Nazz: Is that a banana?

Rolf: A turnip for your thoughts, Kevin?

Kevin: First, a monkey mask, then, a monkey glove, and now...

(The camera zooms out. The kids look down the lane. Bananas are scattered throughout it.)

Jonny: Monkey food! See, what'd I tell ya?

(The kids walk towards the lane.)

Jimmy: I've never seen so much fruit in one place! Follow the yellow rind road!

Sarah: Wait up, Jimmy!

Kevin: (paranoid) Those Eds are watching our every move! Hello.

(Kevin is standing at the entrance to something called "Chimp Wurld." It appears to be a monkey-themed amusement park, complete with tire-swings, vine swings, and bananas everywhere.)

Nazz: (quizzical) Chimp World?

Kevin: What'd I tell ya? Monkey see, monkey gets ripped off. (enters the park)

Jonny: I'm a monkey, huh Plank? (goes in)

Kevin: Don't go in there, Jonny!

Jonny: (in a tire swing) Woohoo! Too much fun!

Kevin: Hang on, squirt!

Rolf: (passing Kevin, unworried) He can be merry, Kevin, for today we are free of Ed boys.

Jimmy: Whee!

(The kids all enter the park, not heeding Kevin's warnings.)

Kevin: Get real, guys! It's a scam? (kicks the ticket booth) Rolf?

(Rolf does not back Kevin up, having chosen instead to have fun with the park's toys and rides.)

Rolf: Crybaby Jimmy, careful, as the mighty banana is like glue to the path of least resistance. (steals Jimmy's banana)

Jimmy: Wanna wrestle, huh? Here I come!

(Jimmy and Rolf wrestle in a treehouse filled with bananas.)

Kevin: (sounding more and more like a lunatic on a street corner) Suckers! They'll be here any minute to take your cash! (slips on a banana peel) Man that's old. (becomes paranoid) Come on out, Eddy, so I can pound ya!

Rolf: There is no one here but us bananas, Kevin.

Kevin: (going insane) I know you're here, dorks! Show yourselves!

(Nazz, swinging on a vine, grabs Kevin.)

Nazz: Chill out, dude.

Kevin: (breaking free) Let go of me. (to Jonny as he falls) What're you looking at? (pulls out his bike) Ah ha!

(Kevin hits the forest floor before he can get on the bike.)

Jonny: Hey, Kevin, watch! Relax, go with the flow.

(Jonny starts to swing on a rope, but the rope snaps in two, leaving him hanging to it.)

Jonny: Aah! What happened?

Kevin: (fears being realized) Oh, here we go.

Jonny: Help me somebody! (hangs upside down)

Rolf: Fear not, as Rolf will save your head!

Jonny: Jeepers!

(Rolf swings forward on a rope. On the back-swing, he hits the tree. He falls to a wooden platform, and the door of the treehouse above him gives way. Bananas tumble out onto Rolf.)

Jonny: Help me!

Kevin: (paranoid) The Eds are moving in.

Nazz: Kevin, check out this slide! (jumps on the slide)

Kevin: Wait, Nazz, don't!

(The slide compresses like a spring. It shreds through a bridge that Sarah and Jimmy are on, leaving them dangling over the forest floor.)

Jimmy: Help, Sarah, help!

Sarah: (clinging to Jimmy) Jimmy!

(The slide compresses completely and rebounds, sending Nazz skyward.)

Kevin: Those dorks are out of control!

(Just then, Nazz's pants get caught on a loose nail.)

Nazz: Kevin, do something! This is not cool.

(Nazz slips out of her pants, exposing her green boxers with red hearts, and falls. Kevin watches, starstruck.)

Kevin: Awesome.

(Nazz falls and lands in a tire. She hangs by the top of her head, which gets stuck.)

Nazz: Kevin, help, I'm stuck!

Jonny: Help, Kevin, my head's going to explode!

Sarah: Kevin, hurry! I can't hold on forever!

Jimmy: My ankles are chafing!

Kevin: Oh man!

Rolf: Kevin! The weight of the bananas are crushing Rolf's apples!

(Kevin backs up, looking at the wreckage.)

Nazz: This is, like, totally wrecking my hair.

Jimmy: Help me!

(Kevin backs up against a tree, paranoid and scared.)

Kevin: I've gotta be next. I'm the only one left. (runs away) You ain't scamming me, Eds! I'm on to ya! Later.

Nazz: Where's he going?

Sarah: What's he blubbering about?

Rolf: There are no Ed boys!

Jonny: See ya, Kevin!

(Kevin runs through the jungle. The camera pans over to the Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony at the end of the lane.)

Kevin: Aah!

Sarah: ED!

Edd: Ssh! Ssh!

Verity: Are they gone?

Tony: They're gone.

Edd: This is becoming too risky, fellows. If we don't find Ed's mask, our Chimp World will be all for naught.

Jake: I know, right?

Eddy: Ed, we've been looking all day. Where'd you put it?

Ed: Put what?

Verity: The mask, Ed. The mask you drew this morning, remember?

Eddy: (searching Ed's monkey costume) Did you check your costume?

Ed: Whoops! Lost my glove, see? (holds up his gloveless hand)

Eddy: You bonehead.

Edd: I'd be the last to say I told you so, but if I had been in charge of...

(Edd stops. Eddy has taken Ed's costume off and is busily inspecting it.)

Edd: Well, we can clearly see it isn't on Ed's person.

Eddy: (despondent) It was the greatest scam in the world! (vengeful) I've gotta find the mask.

(Eddy steals Edd's clothes. He shakes the shorts, and Edd's underwear falls out.)

Edd: (hiding his nude body behind Ed) For heaven's sake, Eddy, control yourself! Excuse me, Ed.

Ed: Table for two!

(The scene cuts to Eddy and Marissa. They're now in their underwear. Eddy is only wearing orange boxers with blue polka dots while Marissa is wearing a pink bra with white polka dots and white panties with red hearts. Marissa laughs a bit.)

Eddy: Aah, quit your griping. Keep looking!

Marissa: Well, you look cute today, Eddy.

Eddy: (blushes) Thanks, Marissa.

Ed: Banana?

Eddy: (slapping the banana away) Cut it out, Ed. I'm looking over there. (points in the direction)

Ed: (two bananas up his nose) Buy one, get one free!

Edd: Eddy? I can't find my underwear!

(The Eds, Marissa, Verity, Jake, and Tony are trying to find the monkey mask as the scene fades out to black. The closing credits start playing afterwards. During the credits, footage from all the episodes of Ed, Edd n Eddy is shown with the Ed, Edd n Eddy theme song (sung by Haven Paschall) playing in the background. The mid-credits scene shows The Eds watching a movie on TV on the night before their first day of school begins.)

Eddy: This movie's quite good.

Ed: I told you! So, how are you and Marissa?

Eddy: Oh, it's all good. She told me that she, her parents, and her brother are going to move here in her new house.

Edd: So are Jake, Verity, and Tony.

(Just then, the TV screen becomes static for a bit, and a blinding light appears, shocking the Eds.)

Ed: What's happening?

Eddy: I don't know!

(And after that, the Eds are somehow in the woods. They're shocked about their surroundings.)

Eddy: What the heck was that?!

Ed: (looking around their surroundings) Where are we? Are we in the woods?

Edd: I don't know where we are, but I don't think we're in Peach Creek anymore.

(Eddy sees someone coming towards them.)

Eddy: Look!

(The person walks towards the Eds. It happens to be the Red Eagle.)

Eddy: Who are you?

The Red Eagle: (revealing himself) Let's just say that I'm an alternate version of a warrior named Cillian Darcy.

Eddy: Who's Cillian Darcy?

The Red Eagle: You should meet him. Listen, this universe is in grave danger. I need your help. My employer sent me here to invite you to join our new group we're building. Could do some good.

(The Eds look at each other in confusion and shrug. The scene cuts to black. The closing credits scroll starts playing afterwards. The following songs play during the credits: "How Far" by Tasha Layton, "Perfectly Loved" by Rachael Lampa featuring TobyMac, and "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals. At the very end of the closing credits, the spotlight turns on, and Edd walks to the center of the black background.)

Edd: (looking at the camera) Oh, hello. You're still there. Didn't I tell you? The movie's over. Go home! Oh, by the way, the animators are working on a sequel to this movie. It's in production right now, so... you'll have to wait a few years before it comes out in theaters. Anyway, thank you so much for watching. See you next time! Goodbye!

(Edd snaps his fingers, and the spotlight turns off as the scene cuts to black, ending the film.)

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