The Ace of All Trades Movie: Too Hot For Theaters!/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for The Ace of All Trades Movie: Too Hot For Theaters!

Teaser Trailer #1
[The teaser starts with a black background, where a green flame silhouette was slowly walking to the screen while ominous-sounding music plays in the background, as the announcer (voiced by Pat Cashman) starts to speak]

Announcer (Pat Cashman): So they say it wasn't humanly possible. Well, they as in the people who believe movies based on animated television shows were nothing but extended episodes and celebrity voice actors. However, this is where they're wrong, as this movie has a lot of action, a lot of adventure, a lot of thrills, a lot of suspense, and a lot of other things seen in movies beforehand. No one will know what'll happen next, and it's not live action, it's not CGI, and it's not stop-motion, so it must be...

[The lights turn on and the music stops, revealing the green flame silhouette to be Elijah Eubank]

Announcer (Pat Cashman): Yep, 2D animation.

Elijah Eubank: Ok, V.O. man. That's quite the wait, now where's the logo?

[The logo for the movie shows up behind Elijah Eubank]

Elijah Eubank: Ah yes, "The Ace of All Trades Movie", in 2D! That's right, we're getting ready.

[Afterwards, it fades out, and it cuts to text saying "April 2010" with other information being in the bottom]

Announcer (Pat Cashman): This is a motion picture that's too hot for theaters!

Teaser Trailer #2
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Teaser Trailer #3
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Theatrical Trailer
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